✶⋆.˚ 𝐀ᴍᴇʟɪᴀ ✿*:･ﾟ

( blank stare. )

" not for another hour. "

( do @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social and @911buckaroo.bsky.social not see her there— in the same room.ᐣ )

( . . . no they do not. this will not stand— )

" . . . THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES— "

————|⛤ 𝓛𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝓜𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 ⛤|————

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.
𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

┆✦ʚ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆 ɞ✦┆

MOTHER FUCKER STOLE MY PICK UP LINE

[ ᴛᴡᴏ ꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏɪɴ ]

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𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘕 𝘋𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘝𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙.
𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙.ᐟ

( dear lord she's overheating. oh dear. )

( the android was too stunned to speak. no literally. she's stood in the kitchen, slack jawed just staring at the photo. GAWD DAYUM. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐

GOOD LORD

( apparently has a pigeon son called jimbo james now. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐

Connor and Mikaela working on the big joint house and looking after the animals whilst Amelia defends the home from the 2827628 withers Evan decided to spawn.

TOUCH GRASS.ᐟ.ᐟ

go fishing, go pspsps and hope the gods have given you their blessings.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐

i had to

now I'm wet. and not in the good way.

( AMELIA )

L rizz. rip bozo. skibidi rizz. yo mama. you just lost the game and i ate your spaghetti.

( sending this to you've been framed. gonna get that cash. )

( why are humans like this.ᐣ )

( she's giving him a soft smile, one full of pure love and adoration. perfectly content with just watching him dance around.
letting out a chuckle as he tugs her close. )

" hello. what's gotten you in such a good mood.ᐣ "

MY OVEN EXPLODED.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

WE'RE BAKING COOKIES, WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN.ᐟ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

( staring at Connor. why is he dancing like an animal crossing character.ᐣ )

( cutie ... * 💭 )

he's been ranting for an hour because someone tried telling him about flat earth.

i just wanna cuddle, man.

alright. who did it.ᐣ who told connor about conspiracy theories.ᐣ

( don't kick rocks. )