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@davebvt.bsky.social

Illinois native & Chicago sports fan living in Utah.

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Latest posts by davebvt.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage .
01.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car and says `` the dude abides ! '' ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is driving a car and says `` the dude abides ! ''
01.11.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a baseball player is swinging at a pitch in front of a banner for nippon express ALT: a baseball player is swinging at a pitch in front of a banner for nippon express
01.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a living room with a couch and two chairs and a lamp ALT: a living room with a couch and two chairs and a lamp

Probably a good call.

31.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sitting in a chair with the words " this agression will not stand man " on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words " this agression will not stand man " on the bottom
31.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is standing in front of a refrigerator that says i 'm out !!! ALT: a man is standing in front of a refrigerator that says i 'm out !!!
31.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? '' ALT: a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? ''
31.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a purple jacket is playing a guitar on a stage ALT: a man in a purple jacket is playing a guitar on a stage
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the big wad of rancid cotton candy currently in the oval office blurped: “South Korea will be building its Nuclear Powered Submarine in the Philadelphia Shipyards, right here in the good ol' U.S.A. Shipbuilding in our Country will soon be making a BIG COMEBACK. Stay tuned!!! President DJT” and @dburbach.bsky.social replied: “what? There's no naval shipyard in Philadelphia at all, let alone one that can handle the specialized needs of submarines, or of building nuclear propulsion systems.”

the big wad of rancid cotton candy currently in the oval office blurped: “South Korea will be building its Nuclear Powered Submarine in the Philadelphia Shipyards, right here in the good ol' U.S.A. Shipbuilding in our Country will soon be making a BIG COMEBACK. Stay tuned!!! President DJT” and @dburbach.bsky.social replied: “what? There's no naval shipyard in Philadelphia at all, let alone one that can handle the specialized needs of submarines, or of building nuclear propulsion systems.”

just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff

30.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 834    🔁 155    💬 30    📌 7
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a close up of a man wearing glasses and a black jacket . ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a black jacket .

Gonna need some reading glasses.

29.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, I thought the gold king solved all of the wars?

29.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform with the words it 's that simple written below him ALT: a man in a military uniform with the words it 's that simple written below him
28.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing I love the most about living in southern Utah is all of the bats. Vermont bat population declined because of white nose syndrome.

28.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have a very bad feeling about this...

27.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 54239    🔁 10164    💬 1878    📌 652
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a man in a suit and tie sits next to a woman in a sequined dress while watching a live abc broadcast ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits next to a woman in a sequined dress while watching a live abc broadcast
27.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought in Texas if you don't have a weapon in your car it's a crime.

27.10.2025 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Funny Scene Henry Gibson GIF ALT: Funny Scene Henry Gibson GIF

Especially the ones from Illinois.

27.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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jerry jones cowboys is the name of the man behind the microphone ALT: jerry jones cowboys is the name of the man behind the microphone
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
26.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey . ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a football player who is wearing a green and white jersey .
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a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar . ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
26.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hate settling for a field goal.

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a man in a red shirt talks to another man ALT: a man in a red shirt talks to another man
26.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baltimore is really close to Washington DC

26.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for posting the full performance. Sometimes a little classical music is good for the soul. Tomorrow Green Day.

24.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carson Wince

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a cartoon character is holding a pillow and says " please shut up " ALT: a cartoon character is holding a pillow and says " please shut up "
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Ooo, went looking for video of this... Oh The Horror! 🤣

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Look at this shit 👽

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