deebo samuel alito

I love being married to a Catholic. Whenever I explain American evangelical protestantism she looks at me like Steve Harvey heard something kinda dirty on Family Feud.

First non zero-rb draft in ages.

Ill live your bar experience vicariously through you

Ordering Forty Six and 2 drinks

I take it they aren't playing Sober?

This is how I felt when I put down the HVLP at the auto shop for the last time.

I know it's too late now but if somehow we survive this wave of corporatism, I'm joining the inevitable antitrust army in 15 years.

I cannot wait to block chat gpt at work

That lineup card with Geno Suarez as the picture is gonna hit like a fucking Mack truck today.

Really disappointing Woo or Muñoz couldn't hit a dinger today too.

That's the correct move actually

I gotta get you a tech support class so you can block stuff on your router

Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work

The injury attorney that advertises on Mariners games looks like Cal Raleigh's Wario

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

I am calling on the Oklahoma City Thunder to go back to being called the SuperSonics. There is a big clamoring for this.

My wife wanted a taste of home and I think I crushed it.

My two year old nephew treats these like fucking crack.

I'm in a fantasy football league with my old guild and we did our draft over discord and I started to get the shakes thinking about my shaman.

As you know I watch so much baseball and half of the commercial breaks are that and male divorce attorneys

Need to take it one step further and ban all IP networking

Gabby for president

Cociné a mi esposa mofongo con camarones y caldo para su cumpleaños.

My friend had a very cool home theater set up growing up. His dad was watching this movie in there while we were upstairs. We hear cannons reverberating the whole house, then we hear the bathroom mirror fall off the wall and shatter.

All that money and evil and he can't afford Minoxidil or Finasteride. Curious

Which begs the question who is the Dem's Grant.

Lincoln famously fired his shitty generals.

Screenshot of a reply: “Hey that's great! Trump more years! How about we go for beating the GOP before we get all, ‘Newsome makes me uncomfortable I need to go to my safe space’ You fight the war with the army you have.”

Gavin Newsome cannot beat the GOP by adopting GOP ideas, sort of like a Democrat saying condescending stuff like “Oh do you have to go to your safe space” or reducing someone’s distaste for a politician who has no real values much less progressive ones as “being uncomfortable”