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Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

18.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 11

As someone who works in parks and recreation I'm very very glad our coaches promote fun and teamwork over all else.

20.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's a nice coincidence that baseball has the highest batting average ❀️

20.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rob on traitors is dressed like he's George Milton. The cast are all asking him to tell them about the rabbits. This is crazy

20.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Killing of a Sacred Deer

18.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a vikings fan, how did I just notice that he looks like Michael Shannon?

18.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm SO. FUCKING. TIRED of *EVERYTHING* needing an app!!

i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!

17.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 45

And I'm here just excited I can turn the heat on after a week away 20 minutes before I get home.

16.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if that will lead to fewer smart appliances in the short term. I know it's going to make car shopping even more unbearable for years.

16.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I missed going to the WBC in 2023 because my boss brought COVID to work.

13.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never been carded in the state of Wisconsin. I may be unc and chopped, but that changes nothing.

12.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to have married a beautiful Puerto Rican woman whose family and friends have embraced this silly gringo.

09.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to his concert in San Juan was the greatest experience of my life. The dancers were CRAZY

09.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As your gringo friend I teared up πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸΈπŸŒΊ

09.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Boricuas holding a Puerto Rican flag because of the Benito Bowl! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Boricuas holding a Puerto Rican flag because of the Benito Bowl! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Benito Bowl! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· #SuperBowlLX

09.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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War Against All Puerto Ricans In 1950, after over fifty years of military occupation and colonial rule, the Nationalist Party of Puerto Rico staged an unsuccessful armed insurrection against the United States. Violence swept throu...

Puerto Rican nationalist Pedro Albizu Campos helped write the Irish free state constitution. He admired James Connolly.

War Against All Puerto Ricans: Revolution and Terror in AmericaΓ•s Colony - Nelson Denis - Google Books share.google/TJwIGPmfnAD4...

09.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best thing I ever did was have my sister get a 3D printer. I just send her things I want printed if I need somrthing.

07.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sometimes have to ignore the chemtrails posting your (insert platoon player that for some reason gets meaningful at bats) makes almost daily

07.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

06.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the epic handshake meme with "Planet Earth" and "Shakira" coming together as "getting hotter with time"

the epic handshake meme with "Planet Earth" and "Shakira" coming together as "getting hotter with time"

05.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

His video on dishwashers changed me.

03.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny in San Juan was the most fun I've ever had at a concert.
DTMF was by far the most played album in our house last year.

02.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is how index funds work but how is it over 1% of my retirement portfolio?

29.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14 years of "What’s happening?" and the answer was consistently "nothing good." Time to deactivate.

28.01.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single person I talk to individually about it at work is freaking out. But collectively no one acknowledges it.

28.01.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Schedule merchants.

(But fuck Sean Payton, so go Patriots)

25.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know Aaron Rodgers was on bluesky

25.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I trust your judgement (thanks for the WNBA one) but is there gonna be a repeat of the time you got Vikings fans to follow a bunch of archeologists and historians?

I'm not complaining, just scared what happens if I follow a new jersey devils starter pack.

25.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Can trees explode in Minnesota? Here's what really happens A viral social media post shared thousands of times warned of an β€œexploding tree risk."

It was the best of times, it was the burst of pines.

www.sctimes.com/story/weathe...

24.01.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest thing about tonight's episode of #TheTraitors is it's pretty much the 1992 presidential election. Colton is basically Ross Perot.

23.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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