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Sarah

@kokeshimum.bsky.social

Angry with absolutely everything. Loves acid house.

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Latest posts by kokeshimum.bsky.social on Bluesky

We’ve got two British friend who are selling up and moving back after over 25 years there. The one who never got citizenship said the same thing, he’s now terrified that every time he leaves he won’t get back in so he’s done.

25.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Metrodome. Never seen anyone mixing like it. He’s only a young lad.
Played before Luke Una tonight.
Just incredible.

24.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So. I’ve just seen the best DJ I’ve ever seen.
METRODOME at Hidden.
Insane. Never seen anything like it.

24.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ace to see you all. ❤️ x

28.05.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly it’s worth coming back to Twitter for the day to witness the unhinged mental breakdowns from Reform voters over the new Brexit deal. 😭

19.05.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So. Labour are also a set of utter cunts.
Fucking hell. Will anything ever be ok again? 😐

13.05.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AMAZING!!! 😻

06.04.2025 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

06.04.2025 10:23 — 👍 21613    🔁 4048    💬 912    📌 702

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬

03.04.2025 12:37 — 👍 5829    🔁 730    💬 99    📌 53

Hahahaha

27.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My 14 year old is travelling alone to see his American family this summer and even though he’s got an American passport along with his British one I’m terrified for him entering the country. 😐

20.03.2025 18:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who radicalised him?

06.03.2025 17:51 — 👍 2613    🔁 549    💬 84    📌 12

What the fuck.

*this applies to just about everything. Especially Trump.

04.03.2025 10:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You agree he’s owned by Putin but don’t think he was going to humiliate the man who is President of the country he invaded. That doesn’t even make sense.

01.03.2025 11:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes it was. Literally had a conversation about it. Trump is utterly unhinged. Vance is even worse. It was a complete set up.

01.03.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. This entire pantomime could be seen from a mile away. The fact he has been lying though his teeth about how much the US pays was a give away.

28.02.2025 22:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you so much!

28.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She got one!!

28.02.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh wow. I wonder why they’re on Amazon. But I’ve sent her the links! Thank you.

28.02.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well if it does go ahead we definitely need a fucking massive protest.

28.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The oxblood is on my wish list! Saw one for sale on eBay and it sold straight away.

28.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We better withdraw that fucktards State visit after that shit show.

28.02.2025 19:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Yeah I’ve got two smaller ones which I love! They are such amazing quality for the price and even better as I picked these up on eBay for less than $200 in perfect condition!

28.02.2025 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ridiculous.

27.02.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yep. Already on eBay.

27.02.2025 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good grief. 😐

27.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have just had the Empire East West bag drop in the U.K. a few weeks after the US so fingers crossed it does come here! No doubt there will be plenty on resale sites for massively inflated prices though.

27.02.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Almost 5:30 and still bright blue sky!

27.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oof. The pink!!! 😍

27.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s going to keep trying for me. If not I’ll have to fly over and camp outside a Coach store 😂

27.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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