Respected Commander

A post on X titled "the function after bro said 'of course there will be girls there'" and the photo has no girls. Instead its a cramped apartment full of tech execs, notably: Satya Nadella, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook, Sundar Pichai, and Jensen Huang from left to right.

this is the guy that voted against releasing the epstein files lmao

They've gotta be out of black ink at this point

Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.

It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.

The late Gaspard Ulliel

So what have we learned today, everyone?

Accusations are confessions.

Always.

I think of this every time I take the car

"I dont know who that is"

lol Russell Wilson got another coach fired #letsride

They could have also just lied through their teeth

Your employees showed up to work today after eight weeks of work from home. But that one file has been sitting on their desk in the US House of Representatives the whole time. The file marked Epstein.

Whats the O/U on that

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

Okay then let's vote on Epstein

You know what? Thats the kind of mood lifter WE needed on 9/11.

Signalis Soundtrack CD in its plastic wrap

After many months of tariff hell, I finally have it. The Signalis Soundtrack CD. Thank you @veryokvinyl.com @antihelios.bsky.social @laststarfarer.bsky.social @cicadasirens.bsky.social @1e0y0e0s.bsky.social

Now I need a CD player

Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: A guy in a hotdog suit saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" who in reality earlier in the scene broke a window and is deflecting

Dave Portnoy trying to find the guy responsible for helping elect the man responsible for the sudden surge in antisemitism, racism, and bigotry

I can count the number of times the Supreme Court has helped me on one hand.

I was hoping any day now but he has the best care in the world. 12-18 months. It can be faster if anyone's brave

Ok what Antifa blue hair did this?

I want to hug them.

Not surprising

I see nobody wanted to take calls for the sign order hence why they used the Epson down the hall

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Condolences on everybody who now needs to write articles about how resistance to fascism is super unpopular and can’t win. It’s a tough job, but at least it pays well.

Upon waking up to news of Dick Cheney

kill me

"Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry"

Damn, relatable

Stare at the ceiling and listen to "Olson" from Boards of Canada on repeat, thinking it'll make him feel better (it doesn't)