The Zine Witch

A few new natal aspect videos are up on my Astro School! Join and get access to my playlist with over 175 natal aspect video break downs. Patreon.com/burnblack

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Agreed. A spiritual bath for the soul!

Listening to ‘In the Aeroplane Over the Sea’ which feels appropriate given the transits and the current astrology paralleling the start of the Holocaust. There are torrential downpours today and the threat of a tornado and yet I find this calming.

One time at a club in LA, Melissa left me on the smokers’ balcony alone. Knowing no one, I found the weirdest guy in the room, complimented his gold chains, “I like your bling.” and without missing a beat, he turned around like he was on The Voice said, “I like your nipples.”

It was Tracy Morgan.

New Synastry Video on Astro School on the sun opposite partner’s moon. Come dive in and learn Synastry with me Patreon.com/burnblack

What I would do to be a cigarette in the mouth of Jeremy Allen White…fuck

abusive exs be like “i gave you the world” bitch you gave me ptsd

New workshop landing on Astro School this month with @thekeenwitch.bsky.social and I! Come join us on Patreon! Transit Saturn Conjunct Venus.

I got my eye on Wendy Williams with this eclipse story. Free Wendy!

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Oh man, please hit me in the DM’s with Shameless thoughts. I’m doing a rewatch too.

I’m sick of dating. Where is my Mickey Milkovich?

I wrote an article on Patreon on the ninth house, natural law, and Luigi Mangoine. Come support my work. This article is available at the Vestry level and above. If you are unfamiliar with natural law and would like a deeper look into the ninth house, come hang out this month with us on Patreon!

To be honest, I am not that rebellious. I just live my life in accordance with what I think is the right thing to do at all times. But, often the right thing to do is not what we are taught or the “legal” thing to do. I don’t believe social constructs. I live my life in accordance w/ natural law.

YouTube video by William Holloway Venus Retrograde 2025

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Pluto in Libra right there

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

Luigi’s Venus sits on Daniel Johns’ Mercury, and every time Anthem comes on shuffle, I start envisioning the future—one where we all awaken to our collective power. It feels like Luigi was a door, but only if we choose to see him as one.

I think people are missing the point of A Real Pain which is when people are at their lowest & try to commit suicide, you need people the most.

However, as somebody who has gone through this, I can tell you without a doubt every suicide attempt I made was followed by the loss of friends, silence.

I want to find a daily walking buddy here in Chicago. How do I find this?

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but sometimes the answer isn’t going back to school—it’s strategically networking your way into the spaces you want to be in. opportunities are often built through connections, not just credentials.

YouTube video by xMari95x Degrassi: Jake Epstein and Cassie Steele- Cinderella

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Libra is the eyebrows of the zodiac— a lot of maintenance but they really do have the ability to change what your face looks like.

Scorpio is the spine of the zodiac—silent, strong, and holding it all together, but don’t bend too far or they’ll snap and make you regret it trying to impress Libra.

Aquarius is the brain of the zodiac—always thinking 5 steps ahead, too busy solving humanity’s problems to notice they’ve left everyone behind.

Virgo is the stomach of the zodiac—constantly digesting everyone’s problems & silently judging your chaos while they clean up the mess Aquarius left.

Taurus is the neck of the zodiac- you gonna turn your head for them and the next thing you know they are holding everything steady & calling the shots.

Aries is the head of the zodiac—they think they are calling the shots but Taurus is already 10 chess moves ahead having planned the whole thing.

Gemini is the tongue of the zodiac. They’ve got a million words, & they’ll use every single one of them.

Leo is the underboob of the zodiac—attention-grabbing, & always showing just enough to leave you wanting more.

They don’t need to say it; their presence speaks for itself.

Capricorn is the shoulder of the zodiac—solid, reliable, & always holding things together. They might not get the credit, but without them everything would collapse. Now, Sagittarius is the butthole of the zodiac—up for a good time, a lil messy, but guaranteed to leave you w/ a story to tell. 🫠

Venus Retrograde: Not just exes in your inbox, but an invitation to check if you’re still in love with you. If not, make the change, homie. (Just maybe not your hair)

Your Chart is a Map, Not a Destiny: Your birth chart isn’t a fixed blueprint of fate—it’s a map showing potential. You can actively choose how to work with the energies present, making conscious decisions to grow and evolve. That, my friends is the magic.