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Fire Emblem - Trails series- S;G - Nasuverse - Ascendance of a Bookworm - Kill The Past - And a lot of other weeb stuff

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Same. I saw the memes today and had to go follow a trail of crumbs to find out what the fuck were people talking about

15.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

14.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 4455    🔁 1172    💬 59    📌 119

I don't usually hornypost about people irl because tbh this shit happens to me like once every 5 years but today I went to an electronics shop to get some stuff for a new job but when I saw the shop attendant lady I had to hold back the urge to ask if they were hiring instead, dayum son.

13.11.2025 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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スペースイシュタル💫
#FGO

11.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 733    🔁 191    💬 4    📌 0

more than "you should play bad games because a maligned game might be good" i would prefer if the positive contrarian dogma was "you should play games that genuinely interest you regardless of what other people think" because holy shit the former leads to a lot of turning your misery into Content

09.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 1523    🔁 752    💬 14    📌 15
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him

30.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 18322    🔁 4067    💬 178    📌 188
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水着玉藻🧡💙
#FGO

31.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1076    🔁 320    💬 6    📌 0
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Ophelia ✨
#fireemblem #feheroes

30.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 173    🔁 75    💬 2    📌 0

ngl it might actually be my favorite Ai song of all time

30.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
KizunaAI「かもね」Official Music Video
YouTube video by KizunaAI - A.I.Channel KizunaAI「かもね」Official Music Video

Lately I've been catching up with all the new stuff Kizuna Ai has released after her comeback earlier this year. Tbh I wasn't really expecting a lot considering I didn't recognize a some of the new song producers so I was blown away by how good her comeback single was www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iK...

30.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Valentine Edelgard ✨

27.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 944    🔁 340    💬 5    📌 2
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楊貴妃
#FGO

25.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 516    🔁 133    💬 3    📌 0

Picture this exact scenario, but it started happening a decade ago and now every agency you work with won't shut up about you taking more time for less pay to correct their magic machine's mistakes and you'll have just the slightest idea what your games' localizers have put up with this whole time.

25.10.2025 06:33 — 👍 2230    🔁 884    💬 9    📌 4

Remember to add the modifier "O" when speaking polite Japanese. Like O-sake. Or O-sushi.

The word for hobby in Japanese is "shumi." Japanese people love to talk about hobbies. So when meeting someone new, it is polite to ask:

"Shumi wa O-nani desu ka?"

23.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 91    🔁 19    💬 11    📌 4
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蕾恩!
#黎の軌跡

22.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 135    🔁 69    💬 1    📌 0
An innocent post translating Japanese fillers into English. I cross out the English translations and write I. What I think people actually mean.
まあまあ(maa maa)
Well, kind-of. 
Not really, no
ていうか (te iu ka)
Or rather... /I mear….. 
I don't actually know
what I mean
とりあえず(toriaezu)
For now.... 
Stop talking and listen to
そうね (sou ne)
Well... /I guess...
Derp
なるほどね (naruhodo ne)
I see... / Makes sense.
NARUHODO
NE!
なんだろう (nan darou)
What could it be... 
Wait wut
どうしよう (dou shiyou)
What should I do...? 
You do it
なんとなく (nantonaku)
Somehow
This is absolutely a thing but I'd
hate to sound confident about it
どういうか (douiu ka)
How should I put it...
You’ll never understand
まあいいか (maa ii ka)
Well, whatever 
I'm going home
そうだっけ (sou da kke)
Was that so..?
Yeah no that never happened
まあそうね (maa sou ne)
Well, yeah
I give up. Go ahead and just keep thinking you're right.
なんかさ (nanka sa)
You know, like 
The thing you say before everything you say
まあいいでしょう
(maa ii deshou)
Well, that's fine...
You need to calm down

An innocent post translating Japanese fillers into English. I cross out the English translations and write I. What I think people actually mean. まあまあ(maa maa) Well, kind-of. Not really, no ていうか (te iu ka) Or rather... /I mear….. I don't actually know what I mean とりあえず(toriaezu) For now.... Stop talking and listen to そうね (sou ne) Well... /I guess... Derp なるほどね (naruhodo ne) I see... / Makes sense. NARUHODO NE! なんだろう (nan darou) What could it be... Wait wut どうしよう (dou shiyou) What should I do...? You do it なんとなく (nantonaku) Somehow This is absolutely a thing but I'd hate to sound confident about it どういうか (douiu ka) How should I put it... You’ll never understand まあいいか (maa ii ka) Well, whatever I'm going home そうだっけ (sou da kke) Was that so..? Yeah no that never happened まあそうね (maa sou ne) Well, yeah I give up. Go ahead and just keep thinking you're right. なんかさ (nanka sa) You know, like The thing you say before everything you say まあいいでしょう (maa ii deshou) Well, that's fine... You need to calm down

Another day, another random post bitterly defaced by yours truly, who only strives to keep it real 😇

22.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 448    🔁 109    💬 27    📌 12

bro wanted to return to dream land one last time just before going back into the smash grinding nightmare

21.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

20.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 3895    🔁 1548    💬 50    📌 29
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エレちゃん💫

18.10.2025 08:58 — 👍 680    🔁 189    💬 3    📌 0
16.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 1662    🔁 475    💬 4    📌 9

it's like these people enjoy more the pre-launch hype cycles than playing the games themselves

14.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bitches be like “oh no pokemon releases are ruined for me” and the leaks are pretty much just the patterns they’ve been doing for 15 years or so except they’re holding back on remakes.

14.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

gamefreak not doing the Unova remakes because they know that if the remake is not as feature complete as B/W2 and it doesn't somehow feature N a lot people will kill them (they might still subcontract someone else to do them like they did for the gen 4 remakes tho)

14.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the funniest thing about this is that those of us who grew up in the divide all have a bunch of pre-cell phone numbers memorized and almost none afterwards

I know the home phone numbers of two of my childhood best friends from thirty years ago and none of the cell numbers of my college friends

13.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 1295    🔁 154    💬 53    📌 44
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

10.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 4304    🔁 1677    💬 10    📌 11
11.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 186    🔁 45    💬 1    📌 0
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Wrong franchise bro

04.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Três esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam três pessoas dentro de uma casa

"THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

Três esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam três pessoas dentro de uma casa "THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

28.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 3377    🔁 1654    💬 46    📌 38

fuck, lo traté muy poco directamente pero Andrew siempre me pareció un tipo super cool. Lo llevaba siguiendo desde hace 10 años que Jason Schreier publicó el artículo de Curse of Kiseki. Recientemente hasta se leía emocionado por el lanzamiento HD remaster de Recettear. DEP bro

26.09.2025 04:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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