Passionate Frontshots

It should be alive somehow, like a sentient tree. A fortress of white mycelial gold

If I was part of Morpheus’ crew my name would be Gurch and I’d be the only one dressed like absolute shit, smelling bad too. “You think that’s B.O. you’re breathing?” Yes? I’m literally Gurch?

True West should just continue into Space as a straight line, always leading to Jupiter. Cardinal Directions shouldn't follow the curvature of the Earth, they should just continue into Space as straight lines.

Perverted Sith Lord stroking his shit and shooting insane rope in zero G 🔥

First thing I'm doing when I wake up tomorrow

Last night your girl let me put my whole leg in

Never forget who still calls the shots.

🚨🚨🚨The Left needs Psykers 🚨🚨🚨

Irony Leftist males should begin dedicating their lives to learning Astral Projection.

In the original cut of Goodfellas there's a scene where Henry Hill and the boys whack Jimmy Two-Times but they had to get rid of it because the scene was too disturbing

Showering with my lawyer to save money on utilities

Let's bring these guys back using science.

When Bob Dylan said 'How does it feel' I felt that

(cynically) Okay... But does 'John Wick' have any ideas or opinions of his own..?

My driver is such a good listener, there's truly nothing like going on a journey with my driver! And I LOVE my driver's car 🤩

None of my homies look after their stuff. None of us maintain any of our shit , we just let it wear down until we have to buy a new one 😎 We don't give a fuck man 🖕 Where we come from we build all our shit on sand bro we don't even care 😂😂😂

Tread lightly, muchacho. For you have entered the domain of the Hispanomancer

*Nods my head Darkly to the music*

If I'm talking to you: leave me the f*ck alone.

Seriously. Just let me do my thing, if we're conversing.

Are any of you guys 'cooked'? Anyone here 'washed'? Is it 'over' for any of you guys? Let me know 👍

When the data tells a different story >>>

The planet Mars is visible in the night sky at the moment. Wish it wasn't, but it is.

I'm always producing healthy jets of urine when I Piss. I take this to mean that my urinary system as a whole is working fine ☺️ I've had health concerns in other personal area of my body, sure, but as urination goes? The process has always felt pretty reliable.

Enjoyable, even.

Imagining a guy working in Japan as one of those professional friends for hire. The 'USB Ronin' is named so on account of his fabled memory stick full of perfect media fit to facilitate the intended vibe at any hangout-level occasion.. at the client's discretion of course..

Shrugging and rolling my eyes as I stroke my shit indifferently

Anyone know if we have to do this tomorrow?

Type of sh*t I've been on recently! 🔥🔥🔥