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Oh....my penis is big.... (Crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️)

@crackpotwizard.bsky.social

(she/they)🏳️‍⚧️ https://crackpotwizard.straw.page BELOW 17 DNI MAGA, Transphobes, Homophobes, pedos, AI DNI I go by Crackpot/Danny I make art (sometimes) and post my thoughts highly depressed

580 Followers  |  1,860 Following  |  5,455 Posts  |  Joined: 21.04.2024  |  1.8078

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Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez from ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50, TMZ reports.

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Killing you with hammers

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Glup Shitto Tier list by a guy who hasn't seen Star Wars
YouTube video by The Smollest of the Bois Glup Shitto Tier list by a guy who hasn't seen Star Wars

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmK...

10.12.2025 10:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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day 37

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Oh....my penis is big....

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Eve: (Whispered) “Your mother?! Why’d you answer?!?” Tiff: (whispered) “I DIDN’T LOOK!” “Nothing, Mom. Talking to Eve.” ~ Tiff: “Eve… My roommate…” “You’ve met her. Tall, Red-hair, carpenter. ~ Tiff: “…It’s transgender, Mom, And Eve isn’t trans. Just me.” ~ Tiff: “Well I don’t know! Her hands just look like that!” Eve: “Ah, Tammy, always a delight”

Eve: (Whispered) “Your mother?! Why’d you answer?!?” Tiff: (whispered) “I DIDN’T LOOK!” “Nothing, Mom. Talking to Eve.” ~ Tiff: “Eve… My roommate…” “You’ve met her. Tall, Red-hair, carpenter. ~ Tiff: “…It’s transgender, Mom, And Eve isn’t trans. Just me.” ~ Tiff: “Well I don’t know! Her hands just look like that!” Eve: “Ah, Tammy, always a delight”

Eve doesn't waste a drop. (Phone Call pt. 2/5) #webcomics

09.12.2025 15:30 — 👍 337    🔁 28    💬 9    📌 0

*holding back snot and tears* uhm yeah I do a sex all the time

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CARTOON/MARTIA.GIF

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#gafieldatemyson

09.12.2025 22:05 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Help!

10.12.2025 01:10 — 👍 238    🔁 86    💬 3    📌 1
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Bald as Hell

10.12.2025 03:01 — 👍 509    🔁 44    💬 9    📌 0
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day 36

09.12.2025 05:13 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

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A short haired Princess Bubblegum in Velma-esque garb, including glasses and a magnifying glass.

A short haired Princess Bubblegum in Velma-esque garb, including glasses and a magnifying glass.

#AdventureTime #PrincessBubblegum

09.12.2025 04:17 — 👍 1221    🔁 190    💬 6    📌 1
Random Team Fortress 2 Clips I found on my PC
YouTube video by The Smollest of the Bois Random Team Fortress 2 Clips I found on my PC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKaN...

09.12.2025 05:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Oh....my penis is big....

08.12.2025 09:10 — 👍 40    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0
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#gafieldatemyson

08.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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💖HEARTWARMING: fucked up orange cat sails across a lake in a bucket to save a drowning child that he himself pushed in

08.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1
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the evil #gafield #gafieldatemyson

08.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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gluttonous ravenous insatiable wicked beast consuming famous italian beverage #gafield #garfield #gafieldatemyson

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Good Medicine

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Help!

08.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

gay people

08.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Help!

08.12.2025 05:35 — 👍 32    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0
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Festive Gafield #jolly #gafield

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day 35

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