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this is literally never not accurate

oh my god

All of his replies read like a high school slacker who didn't actually do the reading.

"I really liked how the author used, uh, words and language to, uh, convey feelings and say important things about stuff."

he posts like a college student who needs to get their discussion board response in right at the deadline

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, text says "People often wonder, why don't I see baby pigeons? Here's where they're hiding:" and there's an egg with an arrow pointing to a question mark, then an arrow pointing to an adult pigeon. Panel 2 says "Pigeons don't nest in trees. They nest in sheltered spaces on or in buildings. This keeps their babies safe from weather and predators." There's a pigeon nesting in a sheltered cavity in the side of a building. Panel 3 says "The hidden babies look like this: like moldy potatoes, but cute" and there are two baby pigeons looking, well, like moldy pink and gray potatoes with yellow fuzz. Panel 4 says "Older baby pigeons hide in plain sight. When they leave the nest, they're adult-sized, but they're still young and learning" and a fledgling pigeon is flying out of a building saying "aaaaaa". Panel 5 says "Here's how to identify these young pigeons" and shows a fledgling pigeon with arrows pointing to these features: eyes may be gray-brown, pale-edged feathers, smaller "nose" (cere), subdued hues, and looks worried. Panel 6 says "Scientifically speaking, though, all pigeons are sweet babies" and there are three very cute round pigeons, a gray, white, and red one, with arrows pointing to them to make things look scientific.

Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...

the first rule of Dunning-Kruger club is you don't know you're in the Dunning-Kruger club

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

#Oc #OcSky #Dnd

And like, what do you want done. "I want emotional nuance that creates room for philial love, not just erotic love" so what does that look like, to give you what you want? The canon in which they are emphatically not gay is there for you. Would you like people to stop talking about it publicly?

Lol

38. No more art trends fixating on increasingly-stupid sweaters or swimwear. The new thing is pith helmets

36. Increase humanities education budgets with the specific aims of giving more people psychosexual fixations on historic works. Less porn of Jujutsu Kaisen and Marvel Rivals, more of Cyrano de Bergerac and The Epic Of Gilgamesh. If anyone says anything about Fate Stay Night you will be shot

35. "Barely-legal" porn will continue to be allowed but only on the condition of dialog being present highlighting the fact that young, inexperienced people are almost always pretty bad and annoying to have sex with. Hey stop that. What are you doing. No, slow down. No that was wrong

34. No more "MILFs" without any visible cellulite. No more "DILFs" who don't need to shave their impossibly-pointy chins. No more "hags" without wrinkles or grey hair. If you don't respect what words mean there's lots of room in the labor camps

29. No more weird little hairless tiny barely-there pussies. Give that thing some CHARACTER for God's sake. If you draw a pussy so tiny I'd have trouble running a credit card through it never mind a dick, you could face up to 15 years in prison

27. Hetero sex is reclassified as Monsterfucking. Monsterfucking is now Normal Sex

24. If your porn features someone getting fucked while playing a video game, the person doing the fucking should start backseat-gaming. This isn't a law so much as it is a really good idea. No, go back, you missed a chest. You need to block more. Put more points into strength. I'm going to bust

9. If you post art of OCs that assumes the viewer has in-depth knowledge of their extensive lore, you will be fined five thousand dollars for every piece you post until you complete a longform narrative work that makes said lore comprehensible to people who are not you

The old world* is dying.
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****

* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash

Spring rolls with peanut sauce (came to mind cause I rly want some rn)

Oh no. It’s a Sexy Bag of Holding.

Maybe he is actually reformed? Maybe he is a genuine progressive? Fine. He's still a liar, imo. So let him go prove himself through, say, ten years of upright action in private life.

He is not owed a nomination for a goddamn Senate seat at this very early stage in his possible rehabilitation.

Two rats sit before a phone book and a 1990s style cordless phone, having been trying different number combinations.

Day 13 -- Grimoire

"Can we at least take a break? My hands are tired and my ears are ringing from all the beeps..."
"We can't stop now! Not when we're so close. Not after generations of wisdom passed down from our ancestors who spoke of the power contained in this spellbook. --

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Ik its just preference, but i hate when furries are drawn shiny like they have oiled up human skin??? Like... Its furry 😭 give it fur texture...

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

She said ‘trick or treat’, but you never had a choice.

I just think it’s unfair that I can’t give him a smooch irl

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

A very late but a very-needed-for-my-brain Ask Petro. #art #comic #ama #anthro