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@danji.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ They/She ✨ Voted best smile by my moms friends 30+ years running πŸ… Ilana Glazer lookalike contest winner πŸ“ Chicago

150 Followers  |  165 Following  |  381 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  1.4716

Latest posts by danji.bsky.social on Bluesky

Need Alan Cummings gold and pearl jacket

30.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prove it, respectfully

26.12.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ily bb πŸ’œ

26.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely stop listening to Nicki Minaj for her political views if they don’t align to yours… and wait until I tell you what JK Rowling has done to harm the trans community and trans youth! Oh…

21.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time instantly

21.12.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donk on a school night, iktr

16.12.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The m*kinsey to AI founder pipeline

13.12.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The body when your only escape from your life is the gym >>>>>>

27.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever invented the phrase β€œfriendly” reminder should d*e

27.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black Friday is a great time to realize how many list servs you’re on and unsubscribe from them all 😊

26.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Volumes speak silence

19.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’m sure

16.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSquirtle use water gun” oh I’m sure

12.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gays would use squirtle to douche ns

12.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

*dissociating

08.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you catch me zoning out at the gym yes you did and let me be

07.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

John just gave me a pat on the back I’m deceased

03.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish John slept next to me every night like he’s so perfect for that

28.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REGRESSING

26.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asked Alexa what day it is, said β€œit’s Thursday right?” before she could tell me… then had to ask again

23.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Note to self: watch gala to get inspired for John’s birthday

21.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfollowed a trans influencer. Laverne Cox said it best- not everything is for public consumption.

18.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told my mom I was up until 5:30 Sunday morning and she asked if I was regressing

15.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Three people at the gym have told me I’m 5’4” on their own volition… the Brandji is growing

15.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever tap someone you already messaged and they ignored? Like fuckkk now I’m giving you double attention

13.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Quince

12.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAUA

09.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a job greatly getting in the way of finishing Clair Obscur…. One of these has to end

03.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss John lol

03.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing he wears heels better than me <<<<<<<

01.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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