wariela • |-o-|

When you're sick and hungry but you're also an ingredient household 😭

¿Qué le ven al Jonathan Bailey? 🧍🏻‍♀️

"Disable adblocker to enjoy this content" how about you shut the fuck up

Nunca pierdo un scrunchy, pero cuando me compro uno marca Slip obviamente se me pierda y dentro de mi apartamento 😒

I mean this as a person who's been in a loving relationship with her partner for almost 9yrs

A girl on the Gram™️ essentially called me friendless and rich bc I said my wedding isn't the only moment in my life where all my loved ones will sit in a room to celebrate me. Y'all really need to start decentering your romantic relationships, babes.

I wanna be on Subway Takes so that I can illuminate the world with my infallible mantra: you can't be rude AND be a moron, you have to pick one or the other

Man fuck daylight savings I feel like I've been run over by a freight train

Idk if it's the shape of her lips with all that filler but Mikayla Nogueira looks like a blow-up doll 🥴

Had a very strong urge to call my dad, so I called my grandpa instead. It made me feel better, and then I thought: who the fuck am I gonna call when he's gone too?

La tienes asimilá 😂

Workout is done so now it's time to get violently high and play Pokemon

My desire to be a parent is so at odds with the horrors of child-bearing

Kindle Unlimited is basically Wattpad for sexually active fiends

Coding HIV as a disease that only targets queer people is what got us into that disgusting stereotype in the first place

Every single PreP commercial features queer people. I'm not sure that sends the right message lmao

Rewatching Parks and Rec. Makes sense that Leslie is a Capricorn.

Why does Excedrin not do what I want it to do lol

Reading a bad book but having a hard time DNFing at 70% 🥴

When I'm undecided he also provides tailored suggestions bc he understands my flavor profile. He hates it, but he understands it. 😂

The silver lining of my boyfriend being so picky about his Italian subs is that I get to sample a bunch of different places. Then, when he settles for a place, I get to eat a really delicious sub once a week.

I can't believe I'm seeing Rush live. I've been intermittently crying about this all day.

If someone ever sent me an AI video of my dead dad I would lose the last crumb of sanity I have left

It's been a while since I've been so excited about a tour announcement. It would literally be the event of a lifetime for me to be able to see Rush live. Just thinking about it makes me tear up.

I checked my brokerage account today and it said I'm on track to retiring in 35yrs 🧍🏻‍♀️

Mano yo me perdí su speech en Mayagüez porque mi carro me dejó a pie 😭 I still think about that 💔

Been crying all day about Jane Goodall. She was my hero, an inspiration, and a big reason for my love of animals, primates, conservation, and a big influence on my idiosyncrasies of hope, optimism, and fierce advocacy. The world lost a giant today.

He llorado tanto con el fallecimiento de Jane Goodall.

Some day, I will visit Katmai and see the fat bears with my own two eyes and it will be the best damn day of my life

Grateful that my family has not been brainwashed by MAGA propaganda and stand strong against this insanity