The Chuck E. Cheese Fight Club

When Uber/Lyft first came out everyone was talking how much cheaper and easier it would be to get home safely from the bar.

Now they've invented the taxi that's more dangerous than driving home drunk.

no real complaints with any of my TP-Link Omada, TrendNet, and Brocade gear either.

my only big issues are with 10gbe sfp nics, every one I've used sucks in some way, but the connect-x3 sucks the least that I've tried.

literally zero complaints with opnsense for like 5+ years. Ran it on a dell optiplex then moved it to a dell 1u then some chinese 1u that's basically an atom minipc with a 10gb nic.

I have 1 mikrotik switch, and I hate the web UI so much that I don't think I'll ever buy mikrotik again.

i have sudo configured to accept a yubikey for auth and im currently thinking about modifying the message to say "Touch the device to authenticate, miss." and echo "Good girl." when it completes

A screenshot of a Macintosh Photoshop 2024 install, showing an open document, photoshop toolbars, and a tooltip identifying the Hitachi Magic Wand Tool.

The improved Magic Wand tool is exhilarating.

"life-size"?

toyota century

fortunately you have over 50 days to safely leave with both of your eyes unharmed and all of your fingers still attached.

ok but seriously someone needs to tell this guy about something else that doesn't need a prescription that he needs to try and see what happens

the kfc by my house has the logo of a welding gas supply store on their CO2 delivery hole and it always makes me wonder what argonated (?) baja blast or acetylene 7up would taste like.

having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.

sound on.

Its UI is so bad that googling "what's the command to do x with ffmpeg" every time is genuinely easier and faster.

@boontavista.com tipping report (monkey version)

possibly the largest fumble in gaming history

I was really hoping that deadlock would capture some of the magic of overwatch 1, but they decided to make it 3rd person "let me look at the skin I just bought" fortnite slop.

This is so true, you're also putting less strain on your wrist by doing most of the aiming with your arm.

I can't stand 800dpi for desktop use though, so I just turn the sensitivity in game down to ~30cm/360 while still using 1800dpi.

That's exactly what Windows 11 IOT LTSC is, and you can get a license for like $250.

@boontavista.com

Troop Zune, or Tr-

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

A polished ball of poop from the Mythbusters "polishing a turd" episode

on the beach is so fucking good

I haven't played much of it at all yet, but the gameplay so far seems basically identical to Hades 1? Does it get way better, or do you mean it's better than anything else in the genre except the original?

Unfortunately it looks like he might actually be the future of entertainment (derogatory)

did you try the smelly one?

Floorp is awesome, it gets rid of some of the kid gloves "security" bullshit that Mozilla has been doing, like it restores the ability to set a custom new tab url. If only they would add webserial I would never have to use anything chromium-based ever again.

It makes me so mad that literally no bank in Canada supports turning off SMS 2FA. Very few will even let you enable something else, but that doesn't matter when SMS is still required to be enabled.

An empty mall jerky stall a photo on the wall of the grossest meat and cheese I've ever seen

Oh, also at the cursed mall, was reminded of the worst photograph of food I've ever seen used for promotional purposes

robert tombs article titled what netflixs rrr gets wrong about the british raj

mfer is literally named "rob tombs", did they summon the spirit of the british museum into an op ed writer

A photo of a real estate agent named "Rex Alcock" with the caption "Rex was raised on a farm in Southern Alberta and learned the value of hard work and long"