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The Tony Blair Institute grows policy directors in a vat and I guess the table wasn't formatted properly

Excel error ass name

[trying to butter up the judge in the courtroom] Your honor first let me say you have a beautiful home

Live at FOLD x Mala Junta (April 2023) FOLD - Refuge Worldwide - Silk+Steel

I’ve posted it before but everyone should listen to this Riva mix from 2023 all the way through. It’s a mix with enormous amounts of pure swagger that knocks me on my ass every time. on.soundcloud.com/Cgq9vVpRvZFa...

Charles went a little batty… he went a little Batty and (miming drinking). But you know people, you know people. If I had Camilla around, and so would many other men, tall and handsome. Charles, it was very bad what happened with the Charles.

Julian Morrow, he’s fabulous at Greek… and Latin, but what’s - hey folks they don’t want me to ask but… what the hell is Bunny Corcoran doing there? He’s a little… he’s not the sharpest, but there’s Greek and Latin. Bunny’s in over his head if you ask me. But we’re going to see what happens.

This is exactly the kind of infuriating thing I intend to say.

Imagine how infuriated and annoyed my dining companion would be if I just keep saying things like “there are chem trails and we’re being experimented on,” and they’re like “no you’re crazy” but then I just shrug and say “I mean it’s not like it matters, what should we get for wine”

I would love to go on dining across the divide and then be a conspiracy theorist, flat earther type but who doesn’t think any of it is a big deal.

Trump should make all the people, places, and general vibe of The Secret History real. I think everyone would get a kick out of it, even around the world.

We’re gonna do the Secret History, folks. We’ve got em all, we’ve got Bunny… Corcoran, and the louche Henry Winter, he’s fabulous. (Kash Patel in the background redacting Epstein files two handed). The Secret History but real, It’s gonna be a real place Americans can visit, and enjoy very strongly.

I had a Negroni on stage.

Not even one.

I’ve had fourteen wines time to pod cast live

The very concept of the universal rights of children draws ire from genocidal maniacs. I know they live with themselves fine, but how is a mystery to me.

Great read on Dersh

if that cop didn't want to be mocked he shouldn't have been crying

I will never make my repellent personality any less viscerally unappealing, but I will mount a challenge in the courts that says you have to hang out with me even if I never get less insufferable.

NGNM: Robert Briscoe

This week on the Mayoral Benevolent Feed, Nova’s the mayor and we’re talking about Robert Briscoe, the Forrest Gump of 20th century Ireland and most easily radicalized man in the history of the world: nogodsnomayors.com

Alan Dershowitz's whole life is simply pestering and cajoling people, through either legal means or mounting media campaigns, into tolerating him. I think this is beautiful.

THURSDAY JULY 31 7PM MATTIE LUBCHANSKY x GRACE BYRON x SIMPLICITY x BOOKS ARE MAGIC on MONTAGUE BROOKLYN!

hello BROOKLYN can you BELIEVE that TOMORROW i will be doing another book event? just for you? with yet another brilliant moderator?those are simply the facts. you're going to have to both accept that AND attend it. well, i'll see you there: simplicity.eventbrite.com

For years and years, "oh the police couldn't do anything because some sandal wearing do-gooder might have called them racist in the guardian," which was always an outrageous lie and beneath contempt, then shock horror, an explanation emerges that actually makes sense.

well whaddya know

It was considered common sense, and not only that but necessary for the protection of children from the social cancer of multiculturalism, that the police were scared of being frowned at. Nobody who pushed this absurd lie will experience any consequences personally or professionally.

i realize this is the unpardonable sin of noticing, but you do recall that CUK/TIG broke off claiming Corbyn wasn't pro-EU enough and then abstained on amendments that would have kept the UK in the single market and customs union!! They were the losing margin for those amendments!! It's their fault!

If Britain hadn't done Brexit my life would be infinity times easier right now, and with that out of the way I can only say: it's done, it's cooked, it's never getting reversed, and if you want to blame politicians you can blame fucking CUK/TIG who abstained on customs-union amendments in 2019

Wokes are afraid he’s asking too many questions and he’s going to get to the bottom of why you can’t cuddle your missus and have a fried breakfast

Excited to announce our new co host on TF

It’s so cool to have spent a lifetime learning how to protect your privacy, safety and security when using the Internet only to have your notoriously technologically lagging government forcefully undo, step by step, all of the measures you learned to take – for your own safety.

To be fair you need a very high IQ to understand South Park