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Carnivorous Mower

@carnivorous-mower.bsky.social

Metal fan, tech writer, really bad tennis player, professional smart ass. Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)

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Latest posts by carnivorous-mower.bsky.social on Bluesky

Mine generally just gets into fist fights.

30.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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27.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once too often.

24.10.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you might be a bit young to run for president.

24.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can contribute a button and a slightly misshapen paper clip.

17.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neck vagina on full display.

15.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone doesn't understand correlation doesn't equal causation. Actually, not sure anyone in that room does.

09.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A petition to shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage's arse.

A petition to shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage's arse.

02.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely a British band would use a cricket bat.

26.09.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is perfect @maryltrump.bsky.social

25.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3005    πŸ” 837    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 57

It was to stop them being stolen because they were so rare and valuable.

15.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Strava doesn't have a mosh pit setting so it got confused. Still sore three days later, but it was so much fun!

15.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pig Destroyer, The Loons, Lyttelton New Zealand, 13 September 2025
YouTube video by Patrick Stott Pig Destroyer, The Loons, Lyttelton New Zealand, 13 September 2025

Went to see Pig Destroyer last night - amazing show! youtu.be/MRbUJBeI9vQ?...

14.09.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@budthebirdman.bsky.social

14.09.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't think you were supposed to be able to see those...

06.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell Awaits by Slayer

30.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Daddy Sucks
YouTube video by youtube cansuckit Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Daddy Sucks

youtu.be/BcNDHRiEK4E?... I think AxCx said it best.

30.08.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo

(Sorry!)

30.08.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legal? Yeah, not a big deal.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.

29.08.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's see you at 21
(this is me at 20)

29.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. You can get quite creative with tinned chick peas, freezer burnt bread crusts, and some sprouting potatoes. Indigestion is the main thing it creates but still, ya don't starve.

27.08.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not going to be surprise to his wife that he was unfaithful. It's all nasty though.

26.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We used to do that as kids.

26.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Transformational" doesn't necessarily mean "good".

26.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The comment still stands.

25.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
YouTube video by Napalm Death - Topic Nazi Punks Fuck Off

youtu.be/C_1QzcSNFBk?... and not just the punks. MAGA, Nazis, and MAGA Nazis in general can fuck off.

25.08.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they're corrupt enough to stage a world cup in Qatar, they aren't going to be the slightest bit bothered about the situation in the US.

23.08.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She should be, but she won't.

23.08.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you reckon there's enough cunts in this post? Here's a few more:

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

23.08.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same in New Zealand

23.08.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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