Wrath of Natalie

How do all six photos I take of myself look like completely different people?

Genuinely needs research

NOO!!

THE TOMATO WAS MOLDY!!

Tasty!

I ran out of pasta sauce ok? 😭

I love listening to “California Girls” while committing the greatest food atrocities, like using ketchup for bolognese.

If you see this, post a character that starts with L.

I swear, any more drops in his approval rating and trump bouta turn into an iPad

Lock in twin, more like lock up twin haha..

Finally the joke has been found!
🔥

American beer taste test! 🤩👍

Former Olympic Gold Medalist and Sex Icon Waluigi condemns ICE publicly.

So horny I turned gay

Thought my new switchblade arrived earlier, was so excited until I arrived, and realized “COMPLETE” meant they were done with packing, and they just shipped it out. 🥲

Ya

You can bite mee!

(I lowkey always wanted to get bitten, especially if they have fangs)

sis

THE FUCK!?!
Has to be some like disgustion-attraction gross-rizz stuff.

If I had 200 cocks would they all need to cum?
Or could I just cum from one and be done?
Could I have multiple orgasms across all my cocks?
These are the questions that need answered.

🔥

Two transgirls snuggling together like two Atlantic salmon out of water, just sloshing together, like slimey eels.

I feel like nutsack was the wrong word, replace that with balls.

Cum flavoring pills/injections would go so hard,
I want it to taste like cherries or sugary frosting.
Or a full 3-course meal in my nutsack.

With a little fulminated mercury for dessert?

I used to fantasize looking at strangers, and imagining all their bones turning to dust, when I snap my fingers.

Yup, spreading it wide open, ready for lots of love! ✨

Nice cock! 👍

🏢👅🏢
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Yum- 💥

Good morning

Thanks!

“The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen