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Captain Cursor

@captaincursor.bsky.social

Game Dev, Narrative Designer, Imaginary Supervillain, forever DM, πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™ , he/him, Opinions are my own. Currently WoW, formerly Rift, Secret Level, Wired, and Puppets.

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That's why he STRUTS.

12.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@tande.tv I can tell you why Locus-Walker is hot. He has the best strut in the game. Just watch his walk cycle. Or really, rewatch him walk since he's disintegrated.

12.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love her as a villain. She just talks to people who hate her, and tells them what they want to hear, and then they are working against their own self-interest. She was such fun to write for. It's going to be so sad when she kills everyone and ends the franchise completely. (That's a joke folks.)

09.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Xal’atath Animation: Supremacy | World of Warcraft: Midnight
YouTube video by World of Warcraft Xal’atath Animation: Supremacy | World of Warcraft: Midnight

If you've ever wondered about that gossip cut from Ghosts of K'aresh about Xal'atath's origins, we've given it a whole animation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOVD...

09.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two bags of groceries, over a hundred dollars. Thanks Trump for your stupid economy that enables your fascism.

08.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And ’a speak any thing against me, I’ll take him down

30.01.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

$8 for butter! Thanks Trump for your stupid expensive economy to support your fascist policies that are killing us.

30.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if your cancer is treatable, many forms of neck and throat cancers are grueling to go through. I'm at the tail end of my HPV neck cancer and the last three months were the worst months of my life. Spare our children this horror. Prevent these madmen from spreading disease and misery!

28.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE. Pull it out by the roots. Investigate and prosecute everyone who worked there. Shutter the government if you have to.

24.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota is the best of us.

23.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42592    πŸ” 9711    πŸ’¬ 658    πŸ“Œ 723
The images show Jared Kushner's plans to redevelop Gaza into a modern coastal Miami.

The images show Jared Kushner's plans to redevelop Gaza into a modern coastal Miami.

"Otisburg? OTISBURG?"

23.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

Your time away caused a rift in space/time. You entered a worse universe than when you left. The Pibbverse.

23.01.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

18.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3395    πŸ” 1156    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 21
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

16.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11116    πŸ” 3290    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 81

My medical leave is up and it’s time I head back to work. Let us hope that I have the energy to toil over this bubbling cauldron of hot monsters.

05.01.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a big man who once had a big beard I wish you luck and am envious. I can’t currently grow a full beard because of the radiation, so am growing a weird one I’m not happy with. Revel in your dwarven heritage.

05.01.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshots from Andor when the Gorman councilman told Mon Mothma, β€œThey don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”

Screenshots from Andor when the Gorman councilman told Mon Mothma, β€œThey don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.”

03.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3198    πŸ” 875    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 31

leroy jenkins maneuver

27.12.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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Looking back, I think that we were quite unfair to George Lucas's political drama in the Phantom Menace. He was spot on for the Republic's fall to fascism.

03.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias and Lindsay are talking about something that never works, but might work for them (it doesn’t work)

Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias and Lindsay are talking about something that never works, but might work for them (it doesn’t work)

03.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Knowing how flawless this illegal operation went isn't the rallying event they think it is.

03.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They aren't even trying to hide their blood for oil agenda.

03.01.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now for the rest of the clown car.

03.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Attacks on sovereignty."

03.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forget how rambling and incoherent he is live. Media outlets sane wash him so much.

03.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He really wants this to be his bin Laden moment. So thirsty for praise. Pathetic warmonger.

03.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! 2026 off to a good start.

02.01.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a new year 's greeting card with fireworks and the words happy new year ALT: a new year 's greeting card with fireworks and the words happy new year

Technically it was this, but that isn’t in the spirit of the question. Once the ball dropped we finished the second movie in the trilogy, and watched the third today.

02.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?

02.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
The cast of one of those CW superhero shows (idk which one, sorry) gathered around a grave and headstone labeled β€œ2025”

The cast of one of those CW superhero shows (idk which one, sorry) gathered around a grave and headstone labeled β€œ2025”

Farewell 2025, you raggedy bitch

01.01.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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