Fey

"you better not be dinky when I get there"

my dinky doo ass:

A bunch of Rick the hamster from Kirby air riders wiggling their butts in the lobby saying they’re happy

Happy Rick Society #KirbyAirRiders

watching @jamies.page kill her oomfie live in person

Dip and Shit

I WAS JUST TRYING TO ROLEPLAY A HAPPY DEE

Everyone is so fucking mean to me

"Is Fortnite Overrated?"

Carrot Pudding team, roll out! #umamusume

VERY fast hampter running at incredible hihg speed

oomfie party

SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.

Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.

They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.

They chose cruelty and pain.

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

You promise?

The animation change half way through is killing me

a screenshot of a tweet that shows cat sitting on a couch with the cushion from that spot flung off to the side. the caption says “1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this”

1. cat
2. cat

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

Do you have a DnD goth weirdo? Spike from Cowboy Bebop with a sword? Double scythe green faced witch? You can commission me and I'll do it

I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.

So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.

That Norman Rockwell paining of the guy standing up to speak his truth

“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”

Illinois lawmakers pass legislation in response to ICE activity After weeks of heightened federal immigration enforcement in the greater Chicago area, the Illinois General Assembly approved House Bill 1312 on Oct. 31, strengthening immigration enforcement protecti...

Illinois passed the Illinois Bivens Act, which allows folks to sue ICE officers who violate their rights. “damages can increase based on various factors … including the use of facial coverings, crowd control measures like tear gas, vehicles with a non-Illinois license plate or no license plate…”

Floodgates are now open for explicitly anti-Zionist campaigns in the U.S.

Finally.

A bunny is holding up a sock from a basket of laundry, just gotten out of the washing machine. The sock as well as the other laundry is stained pink. There is also a pink-dyed bunny in the laundry basket

Daily bunny no.3130 didn't separate their laundry

Imagine having one shot at life only for your parents to end up naming you Earthworm Jim like would that be fucked up or what.