DumasHeaux 🌈

TBH at this point, anyone she endorses should be automatically suspect

Bubblegum sunrise

*as I'm dragged away in a straitjacket*

He Hallow on my ween til I Resurrection

Oh noooo these delicious dumplings are all defrosted

Now someone will have to eat them all

I had a similar meltdown about "provisioning"

Quickly and "instinctively", like another reply said. If I do need to hatch a very precise shape, it's usually done with masks or stabilization.

Tbh hatching quickly and loosely gives me such an endorphin rush, feels like I'm tapping into caveman brain

A proxy of the MTG card "Boromir, Warden of the Tower" based on Sean Bean's portrayal in the movies

Pretty proud of this one

🙂: There's a lot more time to slack off today

🙃: All the sites I want to slack off on are also down

Accidentally hid my color layer and ended up liking it a LOT more...art is weird

In lieu of Inktober I've been drawing MTG proxies :3

I love that foxes are portrayed as trickster spirits in almost every regional folklore - all our ancestors took one look at the critter and collectively said "that little shit is definitely up to something"

Where do you sail a gravy boat? In a savory moat

Bravy goat

Had this happen the other night, 20 min drive turned into 70. There were tons of "detour to highway ramp" signs but they just led to other closed entrances.

"I died 15 minutes ago and this is just a very clever level of Hell" flashed through my mind several times.

I kinda envy how James Gunn can just hook up his friends and family with million-dollar gigs once every few years

A black laptop with a round, holographic sticker on it. The sticker is a circle made of railroad tracks, and it says "All Aboard means ALL", with ALL done in the progress pride flag colors. It is branded with the logo for the Northwest Railway Museum

First sticker on the work laptop:

✅ Inclusive
✅ Vaguely threatening
✅ Pro-Train

"Hello, I've decisioned to participation in this tournament. Who will I be competitioning against?" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Provisioning" is a useless word. "Provision" is already a verbal noun, derived from "provide". If you want an active form, just use "providing" - it's shorter and simpler. STOP THIS MADNESS

(I had to use "de-provisioning" 6x in emails today and finally went "what the fuck are we even doing here")

omg grandpa stop saying "cooked" ur literally 90
its so cringe

message reading "Hi Guys, do we use the Newtonsoft.Json library here?" (a highly ubiquitous dependency in software) The implication is that a large vulnerability may have been found

This is a terrifying message to see on a Monday

Dreamt that I found an enormous cow living in my 150ft backyard and I just had to begrudgingly take care of it.

There was supposed to be a joke about this but I butchered it.

Tweets become public domain after 10 years (just trust me bro)

And constantly queefing while you're at it

She oud on my perniss until I weg everywhere

Virgin olive oil implies the existence of ran-through dirty slut olive oil

A sticker reading "Most Challenging Hole 2025"

When I'm annoyed and hangry:

BF elbowed me right on the new piercing so that's probably an extra 2-3 weeks >_>

Google search box with the query "watch alone movie"

Wanted to check out Alone (2022 film) but instead it sounds like a misanthrope trying to leave the house

We're truly speed running the Twitter life cycle