Thwarp 2, the secret alternate account

to each their own

The thing is I love apples, I just don’t like hot apples with stuff on them

I don’t think it counts
But if it does, B tier

I just don’t like the texture mostly.

Pumpkin and sweet potato are S tier to me tho

I am sorry for your partner‘s buck wild take

Yeah but like
There are S tier pies like Pumpkin and Banana cream

Solid mid tier pies like mixed berry or Chicken Pot

And then bullshit pies like apple

“Guys I get you want to find a way to fix this, but aren’t there more important things we need to worry about?”

she’s going to USE THEM IN PLACE OF DUMB PLANAR CURRENCY and one day she will build an entire empire on the back of her magic beans

I still have that bean flicking goliath opened up on CSP, because I will forget about it and never render it if I close it

So I keep getting pussy jumpscared every time I close something

Proud of her

Dick Chodney

Well I guess he’s a limp Dick now

Hell yea, thanks!

I already have an idea for something cursed and dumb and very good 💖

Oldie but I still like the colors

Intercourse
Because multiple participants

This is brilliant

Multiple selves

ah, a new form of self love has entered the arena

Pictures taken 2 seconds before Mardrid licks K’s forehead and gets fastballed directly into the wall

she cannot be this close and not do something annoying

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see

You weren’t pulling your punches last time

Oh I‘m still gonna crunch you into a pulp and snot rocket it directly into the trash

I just meant we can go back to being besties after.
So Zoe can’t win anything

*oh*
Oh no

**This has no bearing on your Bestie status.
Zoe wants us to fight, for some kind of gay reason. And I refuse to give her anything

It’s not fun if I just let people win

They gotta beat me

Do it then
🌩️Bestie✨

Fight me 👉👈

Yea
But when I do the thing I like (hit people for like 50 damage in one swing), I tend to win

It’s a conundrum

I’m sorry the what

“This is where I would bet my body on Magic

IF ANYONE WOULD BEAT ME”

a statue of a lion is spraying water at night in front of a city skyline ALT: a statue of a lion is spraying water at night in front of a city skyline

Me if I forget to turn down the bidet

This feels like a subtweet @ me