Headlines McMuffin

Maybe he was just expecting a treat 🤔😂

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Lutnick’s canceled!

He had a rough day?

Want one 😀

Banner news headline - an analyst says its a sucker’s bet to wager what will become of the $10 billion that Trump designated for his new Board of Peace. That money, says the analyst, is gone.

Like betting if tomorrow Trump will wear a red tie.

Banner news headline - the State Department asks the Pentagon if its aware of some US Navy ships gathered off Iran; or if they’ve heard any talk of a war.

“Congress? You got anything to say about another Middle East war?”

*Crickets* ☹️

Banner news headline - the State Department asks the Pentagon if its aware of some US Navy ships gathered off Iran; or if they’ve heard any talk of a war.

“Congress? You got anything to say about another Middle East war?”

That’s sure not our president ☹️

Banner news headline - a new CDC director was appointed and he was born and raised in India. Suddenly all eyes turn to Stephen Miller and ICE for their reaction. Weren’t we supposed to be deporting immigrants?

It seems that recently, we were deporting immigrants…

Powerful. Very much a U2 song.

Banner news headline - Republicans demand proof of hair color and weight for voter registration ID.

We’re talking proof of citizenship +

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Wexner needs to come clean - how did he get manipulated out of his businesses?

Banner news headline - the White House suggests that Aldi sell bags of tariffs in the snack aisle that shoppers can buy to pay off higher tariffs like, say, the 15% tariffs on a Korean product.

Ok, add tariffs to your shopping list!

If Wexner wants to be judged right in heaven, he needs to come clean as to how Epstein manipulated him out of control of his businesses.

omg

That said it all 😩

Banner news headline - Republicans demand proof of hair color and weight for voter registration ID.

We’re talking proof of citizenship +

I hope the family finds some peace.

Banner news headline - the White House, lacking new ideas or priorities, runs with a simple slogan of “Stay annoying.”

Oh, they excel at staying annoying…

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Thank you 😵‍💫😩 I needed you to say that for me 😵‍💫😩

Thanks for setting me straight. I should have searched her name. This feels like another Lindsey Halligan moment.

Banner news headline - a report that Trump intends to hire laborers from India to build his ballroom, lacking patience with American workers.

The president asked for the actual workers who built the Taj Mahal. No one wanted to tell him it was built in 1631.

Late tonight he’ll recall a slight from 1993 that everyone else has seemed to move on from ☹️

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A 26 year old with no architectural background beyond painting his friend’s apartment. Why not just appoint Barron?

Proud to have donated $10 on a credit card. Had a scare because my $10 was converted to Ukrainian funds which is over 400 UAH in their currency. For a moment I thought I got took for $432.