Matt (he/him)

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Portland is the hottest new war zone on the planet. It’s got everything: Inflatable animal costumes, dance music, Fred Armisen, and human fertilizers.

What are human fertilizers? You know, it’s that thing, where weak men play dress-up in battle gear and go around acting like huge piles of shit.

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Portland is the hottest new war zone on the planet. It’s got everything: Inflatable animal costumes, dance music, Fred Armisen, and human fertilizers.

What are human fertilizers?

You know, it’s that thing, where weak men play dress-up in battle gear and go around acting like huge piles of shit.

He probably does. He has clearly lost his damned mind or is now working for the GOP

Portland is the hottest new war zone on the planet. It’s got everything: Inflatable animal costumes, dance music, Fred Armisen, and human fertilizers.

What are human fertilizers? You know, it’s that thing, where weak men go around in battle gear acting like huge piles of shit.

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Keeping his border state, Vermont, safe from… Quebec???

2 pubes in a pod

Sooo… They walk him through the law instead of arresting him for impersonating an officer??

I cannot wait to shit on her grave

New England’s last coal plant has stopped operating, according to its owners Granite Shore Power, the company that owns the coal plant in Bow, New Hampshire, said they ceased commercial operations Sept. 12, about a year and a half after they announced they would retire their f...

Milestones still arrive despite all the attempts to hold us back.

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I would be happy to move to an independent Scotland. Old empires need to be broken.

When the country is run by men that had to pay to get prom dates

All blue states should be doing this. They are donors and pay for red states. Starve the federal funding.

And some of them are still out there, roaming in feral packs.

[drops off sons and heads to horror section]

Stephen Miller is what flaccidness in a suit looks like

Trump learned about zip tying children from Epstein

Maybe Mike Johnson should debate his closeted homosexuality

Pretty sure that’s Michael Rapaport

Stephen Miller is the perpetual participation award winner in life

Stephen Miller is what happens when men who can’t make women orgasm fail upward into power

Stephen Miller is like Bill Skarsgård’s Nosferatu but with far less sex appeal

“First they came…”

They are coming for everyone that isn’t straight, cis, white, and christian

Stephen Miller is what flaccidness looks like in a suit

Stephen Miller is what the flaccidness looks like in a suit

Petulant, unfuckable men got exactly what they voted for

ICE is what happens when the most unfuckable guys who peaked in high school create an exclusive club

They are always welcome to eat shit

Maybe Gasparino needs to experience extrajudicial punishment

Using helicopters and chemical agents, immigration agents become increasingly aggressive in Chicago Activists, residents and elected leaders say increasingly combative tactics used by federal immigration agents are sparking violence and fueling neighborhood tensions in the nation’s third-largest cit...

CHICAGO (AP) — Storming an apartment complex by helicopter as families slept. Deploying chemical agents near a public school. Handcuffing a Chicago City Council member at a hospital.

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