captain american idiot

It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.

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I gotta work on making my tan more even

Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps

Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?

Hello friends in my phone

hehe. Thank youuuu 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Ok hear me out

A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will

I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow

I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula

@masonmennenga.bsky.social be like

if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth,

You never know if you don’t go

Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.

Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given

Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl

Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?

a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu " ALT: a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "

I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!

when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:

It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them

AUDITS DONT DELETE WHOLE AGENCIES AND PROGRAMS AND LINES OF CRITICAL FUNDING FOR COMMUNITIES ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD.

Anyone who replies “it’s just an audit is a FED, or a PSYOP, or a SHILL”.

Stop calling them bots, start calling them the government.

any blue sky friends going to Thunderdome next weekend?

It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code.

The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now.

It’s finally snowing in Bremerton.