Patron Saint Of Tits

i never get calls on my work phone unless i have something to do. i had a 30 minute inspection and received THREE calls during that time

WOWOWOW they almost don't look real!!!!

My roses ✨✨✨💐

A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

happy pride someone just yelled a slur at me in my own yard

happy pride month, fellow gays!!!

Four panel comic with guy sharing a flask with cheddar broccoli soup

you and me both

You either let the bit ruin sex or you commit and get a really unique kink

Anyway here's: *starts screaming*

A SKELITON WHO SAYS " I WILL NEVER HUSTLE - I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE - WHY WOULD ANY ONE WORK HARDER",,, DA ENTIRE IDEA OF "GRIND CULTURE" AND "HUSTLE CULTURE" IS PERPETRATED BY DA RULING CLASS AS A WAY TO TELL US THAT IF WERE NOT RICH THAT ITS OUR PERSONAL FAILURE AND NOT LIFE WITHIN A SYSTEM THAT CONCENTRATES WEALTH IN THE HANDS OF FEW!!!!! EVERY BIG PROBLEM LIKE HUNGER, HOUSING, ILLNESS, EDUCATION IS FRAMED AS A FAILING OF DA INDIVIDUAL SO THAT IT BECOMES OUR PROBLEM THAT RENT IS $1999.99 IN EVERY CITY, CANT GO TO COLLEGE WITHOUT STUDENT LOAN'S THAT CAN NEVER BE PAID BACK, CANT TAKE TIM OFF WORK WHEN SICK, AND IF YOU DO GET SICK ITS YOUR FAULT, AND DA WEIRD GUYS WHO PROPAGATE "HUSTLE" AS A MEANS TO GET AHEAD ARE QUIETLY PROMOTED BY MEDIA AS IF TO SAY "EVERYONE AGREES EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT" BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND U KNOW WHAT I AINT DOING SHIT TODAY, SITTING ON A LOG IN DA WOOD'S IS STILL FREE FOR NOW, AND REMEBER THAT ANY THING YOU DO WHERE YOUR NOT PAYIN A CORPORATION TO DO IT IS SOMETHING THEY WANT TO WIPE OUT AT EVERY TURN, ALSO DA ADVERTISING INDUSTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR DA CRIMINILIZATION OF "VANDALISM" BECAUSE THEY SEE PUBLIC ART AS COMPETING WITH THEM FOR ADVERTISING SPACE, WELL IM ALMOST OUT OF ROOM SO KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND DONT WORK ANY HARDER THEN THEY MAKE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

concept: Sonic with baby deer legs at slow speeds. he moves like he's got a hangover on stilts when he's stuck in line at the dmv

happy birthday to my best friend, here's an excellent text they sent me a year ago

thank the gods

Sign reads “No Geese” and includes a graphic of a goose silhouette in a red circle with a line through it.

the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese

all my mice to my therapist who told me she also can't wait to smoak after our session

A chonky, buff colored, dingo looking dog lays in the unplanted portion of a raised garden bed.

A chonky, buff colored, dingo looking dog lays in the unplanted portion of a raised garden bed.

In her defense, I did refer to it as a raised bed.

maple syrup pie????? that sounds amazing!! i recently made an almond poppy seed cake that i used to bake all the time and it turned out SOOOO good! pls update when you do bake something! 💕

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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i reach out to the people i know will speak reassurance whenever i need it. i remind myself that very few people are too much for me

i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this

these little bastards are so delicious

you're so beautiful i can't believe the gods gave me eyes so i can look at you

THANK YOU

everyone is asking, "would you still love me if I was a worm?" but no one is asking the real, soon to be relevant question, "would you still kiss me if I were a frog?"

the frog curse comes for us all

she

my hips hurt so bad i can't sit or stand, i need to be railed and then sh0t

get thee a lint brush, it's more effective and reusable!

i do not understand this decision but i have lived with cat hair on everything i own for 2/3 of my life so i can't imagine it any other way

one thing I believe is it’s important to celebrate good things 10x as hard and to look for them 10x as often because our animal brains are hard-wired to pay 10x as much attention to bad things; it keeps us alive, but it doesn’t keep us happy

happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself