And disassembles my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink
07.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
There were rumors he was into field hockey players woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy. Don’t be tedious at me. he/him
And disassembles my despair, it never took me anywhere, it never once bought me a drink
07.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gavin Newsom? The French Laundry aficionado?
07.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope it’s the other one
07.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a Smedium King I give you all permission to make fun of short guys for being short if they are assholes
07.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Mankind is trying to tweet about these clowns in Congress. With former WWE wrestler mankind in his trademark mask and white shirt and tie
Firing up the Funcooker again
07.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather vote for the greatest rock ‘n’ roll Jeopardy champion of all time Mark McGrath
07.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s not about housing affordability it’s about doing that kind of work at a prominent university in the current political climate
07.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Job posting Title VI and Title IX Compliance Investigator Stanford University • Stanford, CA (On-site) $125K-$146K / year • Actively recruiting
That’s not nearly enough money for that job in the year of our lord 2025
07.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Those 90 year olds vote at a high clip is the only real issue
07.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But a whoremonger is stealing the fruits of their labor
07.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cheese and fish are the only positive things one can mong.
07.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Car alarms should be illegal. And not just civil penalties. Jail.
07.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But Amy I don’t want to have to yell at you too
07.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I lived in the suburbs for four years recently, on an 8-house culdesac. Four of them I literally never saw.
07.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The cast is so big it requires road signage
07.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People don’t find it very funny when I refer to my tardy spouse as “my late wife”
07.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0She was asked a bit ago whether chimps were her favorite animal and she said no it’s dogs because they love you unconditionally whereas chimps are too much like humans and a lot of them are assholes
07.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s the only dodger to throw multiple perfect games
07.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.
07.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 1048 🔁 94 💬 9 📌 1She won her first SF DA race by beating a longtime left-ish incumbent but that was her high water mark.
07.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idk about pervert but I like milk a *lot* more than an adult probably should
07.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Berlin is now inert
07.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Berlin used to be all about leather techno sex clubs and now it’s just eating pudding with a different piece of silverware
07.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Deedee megadoodoo will get a pop from me every single time
07.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also it’s funny to me that of all the fast food places that were by my house in Portland, CFA was the only one that used paper straws
07.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Homophobia aside, it’s a mediocre sandwich that should result in shunning. And their fries are straight garbage.
07.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t see much toxicity but you need to do something about all the people who don’t understand jokes and feel the need to reply and tell you about it
07.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for this graphic media
07.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somewhere around “can afford the mortgage payments on a $1M house in a big city’s suburbs”
07.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think about the NL Central because I hate the Cardinals even more than I hate the Dodgers
07.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0