@andrewashmusic.bsky.social
Pop singer/songwriter, based in Portland, OR, Real Housewives fan, and cat dad. Check out my new EP “Pep Talk”👇🏻 https://bit.ly/4cJ2XO5
“Sorry, I have plans.”
The plans:
The “show less posts like this” button ain’t working. It’s definitely showing me more AI tits.
06.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The priest from “The Princess Bride” that says “MAWWIAGE
Meredith Marks #rhoslc
06.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope in the season finale of #rhoslc we find out that “Amy the Socialite” is the leak.
02.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love that “The Streets” is a recurring character in the real housewives universe. #rhop #rhoslc
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I need Tod to either engage, or GTF off my screen!!! It’s so uncomfortable. #RHOSLC
23.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can y’all stop watching #RHOSLC without me?
22.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of Kirk Cameron blowing out the candles of a sad birthday cake, on a table filled with subway sandwiches, in a dimly lit office, and two very unenthusiastic women watching.
Whenever I think my life isn’t that great, I pull out this picture of Kirk Cameron’s birthday. I hope it helps you find some peace.
20.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"You're such a good baby, I love you so much." A woman hugging a demon My cat.
Me and Wally
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Britani Bateman, from Real Housewives of SLC, tapping a knife on a glass bottle and making a “big announcement”
Taylor Swifts big announcements are starting to feel like this. #rhoslc #britanibateman #bravo
15.10.2025 09:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Andrew Ash holding two plastic eyeballs in front of his eyes, and wearing plastic vampire teeth in his mouth.
Spooky season 👻 #loyallegion #pdx
12.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Local 99, the Musicians Union, is calling on the city of Portland to establish a fair minimum wage for musicians performing at city-supported events. No more unpaid gigs. No more undercutting. Sign the below petition for a Musician Minimum Wage in Portland. #pdx #portland #musicians #🎧
06.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Opalite 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #taylorswift #maxmartin
03.10.2025 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
None of my straight friends care about this picture. #amandalepore
02.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sept 30th vs. Oct 1st #rhoc
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Somebody put us in a lunch box because we are CUTIES!
02.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we the people nominate TV shows for an Emmy? #RHOSLC
27.09.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s really giving Jody a run for his money.
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VIP at Gaylabration. #pride #crystalballroom
19.07.2025 07:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s PDX Pride y’all!
19.07.2025 06:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That Starbucks commercial they play during Drag Race All Stars…
14.07.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spent my 40th birthday at the happiest place on earth with some of my favorite people. Heart full, feet destroyed, bank account drained! #worthit #disneyland #birthday
13.07.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#dead 😆 #gildedage
09.07.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you live in PDX and are looking for a family friendly way to celebrate Pride this weekend, head on over to Oaks Park on Sunday for their Pride Rides event, and see me perform at 2:30pm. Hope to see you there!
www.oakspark.com/prideridesac...
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but team Lisa! #rhom
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