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Rory M Spence

@rorymspence.bsky.social

I don't really want to write another bio to be honest. I've done it loads. I do comedy, I'm from Glasgow, that's all I can be bothered telling you at this stage. Is that enough? GICF Tickets: https://shorturl.at/tOPBZ

200 Followers  |  170 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.5134

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On this fun podcast all this week, check it out

02.05.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, I'm going to pay attention to these reels now. Definitely hanging mugs on the door handle next time I'm in a hotel

21.02.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I see so many reels and tiktoks about how to stop people breaking into your hotel room? I've never been scared of that. I am now.

21.02.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lurpak lighter is heavier than Lurpak

12.02.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you eject a usb device it should fly out of the port.

07.02.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suggest we pick a day where, every year we all make this our profile pictures for the day.

22.01.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators

21.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just reached a new low in procrastination by cleaning out the filter on my washing machine. It didn't even need doing.

17.01.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.

Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.

08.01.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.

Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.

08.01.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm constantly updating this all the time as new Scottish comedians appear. So even if you've followed all before, give it another look.

27.12.2024 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

15.12.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SIMPLY HAVING A

14.12.2024 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 48872    πŸ” 10932    πŸ’¬ 1108    πŸ“Œ 850

Sometimes I think I should post something funny on here, but then I just end up posting something like this instead.

11.12.2024 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just overheard someone say "I'm his dad, I've known him all my life". I had some questions, but was too scared to ask.

08.12.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glasgow no longer has lowest male life expectancy Blackpool has replaced the city as the area in Britain where men, on average, have the shortest lives.

What a day! Let's all celebrate with pizza crunch supper and 30g of amber leaf.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.12.2024 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A promotional graphic for Screen Time at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow

A promotional graphic for Screen Time at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow

THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024!

One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:

πŸ“Ί Chris Thorburn
πŸ“Ί Amelia Bayler
πŸ“Ί Amanda Dwyer
πŸ“Ί Rory Spence

πŸ“… Thursday 5 December
πŸ“ The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

29.11.2024 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Content

20.11.2024 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking forward to when we reach the era of big celebrities getting millions of likes on terrible posts. That was my favourite twitter era.

22.11.2024 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡Back in the 14th century you had the landowning gentry and the serfs and no real middle class. The serfs all had a tiny amount of their own wealth but the system was designed for it to never get above a meagre level. The landowning class was chuffed with this.

22.11.2024 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

I went to see Glad2ator last night. I thought it was quite good if you're interested in that sort of thing. That sort of thing being Gladiating.

21.11.2024 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

19.11.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Belter

20.11.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 tie

20.11.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He also used about $70,000 worth of lenses and attachments on the phone.

20.11.2024 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Content

20.11.2024 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One way to find out

19.11.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing, thanks Will, I'll get them added

19.11.2024 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me know if anyone you're aware of that I've missed

19.11.2024 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

19.11.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

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