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My main profile pic on dating sites is of my cat when she was a kitten. The other day a guy came over and accused me of catfishing because she gained weight when she became an adult.

What's YOUR Big Idea?

We want to hear all about it, and you could be selected to deliver your pitch in front of the industry at The Stage's #FutureOfTheatre conference 💡

Pitch your ideas for the theatre industry: www.thestage.co.uk/events/f...

Play On - A Read Through Rehearsal Two estranged siblings stuck in an escape room looking for their mother's will. A dark comedy with a Shakespearian twist. By Erin Boulter.

I’m performing in a play! A new writing work in progress about two estranged siblings locked in an escape room together. Script in hand performances tomorrow and Friday. Get your tickets here!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/play-on-a-...

It’s that time again. Time to indulge in an entire loaf of Wharburtons soft white bread.

ICYMI: Schoolchildren from across the North East of England will be among the first in the world to see a new musical based on Macbeth and produced by Michael Harrison.

👉 www.thestage.co.uk/news/pro...

John Robertson frolics in front of three bookcases with a rubber mask on that obscures his whole head. The mask is nothing but a mouth made of giant red lips and yellow teeth

Laughter is important

Here is a gif so that you can show people being funny in the internet that you are also laughing

Ah it feels good

I love the empty chair

I also remember eggplants being bitter! I thought my tastebuds had just “grown up”.

Remember, the correct way to address Dracula in France is "Nosferavous".

Listen to our podcast, come to our shows.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe comedians on doing stand-up about infertility Infertility affects as many as one in seven couples in the UK. Jay Richardson talks to the Fringe stand-ups making it part of their acts

Some people’s journey doesn’t end in happiness www.scotsman.com/arts-and-cul...

Meanwhile in UK

Oh, Scottish Theatre Hive Mind: I am amassing quite a collection of short, small cast pieces that I think might be very suitable for Festival audiences. Is there anyone out there who might want a chat?

I’m giving up for Lent

Back from a gig where a misogynist “comic” did not get laughs. So gratifying to be in that room!

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Today I broke an #accessibility feature on my site, and turned off #audio for UK users.

Everyone else can listen as usual. UK users cannot.

You can still read the text. But you can't hear the #accessible version.

This is the Online Safety Act: www.girlonthenet.com/osa/

Pls share

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Of course, the flaw in my method here is that I will eat as many as I want and only know in hindsight if it had an effect.

How many mini eggs can I eat before bed without disturbing my sleep? Let’s find out!

Uterus?! You hardly know us (?)

Uterus?! We hardly know you!

Look, nobody needs life advice from me, a certified sack of crap. But if you're thinking about denying yourself chocolate or booze this Lent, don't bother. Instead, help someone else. Jesus will appreciate you just as much, you'll really help someone who needs it, and you can still have a Wispa.

Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes. - Glasgow International Comedy Festival Comedians’ Choice Award-winner Joz Norris has completed his life’s work, and he’s finally ready to unveil it to the world. But what will he do next? A new show about closure, from the creator and star...

Who do I know in Glasgow? Tickets are selling nicely for this, but I would LOVE to sell it out, so any shares from local people or people with Glasgow audiences would be tremendously helpful! Can't wait to come back for the first time in years!

www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/joz-n...

This is not a joke just a hot tip.

Bought some knockoff mini eggs at Lidl the other day. They are not exactly the same but they are close enough that the massive price savings makes them 1000% worth it.

🆓 TONIGHT 🆓

Our fortnightly open mic night returns! Full-on, no holds barred live comedy for anyone and everyone.

Hosted by #MCHammersmith and @rosslesliecomedy.bsky.social

✏️ Sign-up from 7pm
🍻 Barrel Bar open til 1am
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!
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#comedy #openmic #whatsonedinburgh

this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️

@bethanyblack.bsky.social this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️

Learned a new horrifying medical turn of phrase: “habitual aborter” for someone who has recurrent miscarriages. So cruel.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! Happy Saint David's Day!