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@stoat65.bsky.social

Dad, conservationist, guitar-botherer. Posts about nature, lufc, music, politics (a bit), history, etc.

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I'd have taken it at 7.30 yesterday, never mind today

10.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's keeping a low profile...
#sausagedog #dogs

09.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jersey Evening Post ad board: FUGITIVE SAUSAGE DOG CAUSES MAYHEM.

Jersey Evening Post ad board: FUGITIVE SAUSAGE DOG CAUSES MAYHEM.

I say we shut down Jersey until we can work out what’s going on.

09.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

I think that's a realistic minimum, certainly. It'd be enough.

04.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not bunny

04.02.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really hoping this is satireπŸ˜‚

04.02.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚rather highest level he he should be going in at is rabbit. I made that mistake myself and barely got out alive

04.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Badgers are hard as nails. He should start with a field vole and work up.

04.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just the Man from Delmonte

02.02.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cat is wearing a top hat and laying on a bed . ALT: a cat is wearing a top hat and laying on a bed .
01.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course πŸ˜‚

01.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mum, circa 1976: "Ooh. It wer like a pelmet it wer sa short"

01.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do people still have pelmets?

01.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Curtains if we don't

01.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth a read. Got everything: England youth caps but journeyman career, goals in a cup upset, a spell in goal (remember outfield players going in goal?) and a 'how times have changed' footballers pay and conditions story

01.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think the idea of 15 Minute Cities - getting more stuff and essential services closer to where people live - is 'Stalinist', have you considered you might need help?

01.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsurprisingly, not from a cross

01.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That went well all round...

01.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Birds And Men

Birds And Men

British Amphibians And Reptiles

British Amphibians And Reptiles

British Birds Of Prey

British Birds Of Prey

Just realised I have two of all of these lovely original New Naturalists. Β£15, Β£15 and Β£10 to anyone who’d like them.

31.01.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It's Arsenal for us 🫣

31.01.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ewood?

31.01.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is it today?

31.01.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sausage 2

29.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watercolour of goose walking to the left, through brown muddy water. Black head, neck and chest, fading to paler grey over belly and back. Black wing feathers at the back and mostly white tail.

Watercolour of goose walking to the left, through brown muddy water. Black head, neck and chest, fading to paler grey over belly and back. Black wing feathers at the back and mostly white tail.

#ArtDD2026
Dark-bellied Brent goose

From a πŸ“· by @martynhayes.bsky.social with thanks.

@saocousins.bsky.social @holnicotenh.bsky.social @stevecobbin.bsky.social @andykaitken.bsky.social @mayfieldbirder.bsky.social @indikon.bsky.social

28.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Lovely!

28.01.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, who thinks that's a 'beard' option?

28.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where was it? Decent game? Decent pie?

28.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being called out by Blatter's not a great look. It's like Harold Shipman suggesting you're a danger to the elderly

28.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real Toon. You know. Keep up man!

28.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'News' Item today:

"Gary Barlow didn't leave house for more than a year"'

Dear Lord, please don't let Gary Barlow have a home recording studio.

28.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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