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making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off

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These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

14.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5186    πŸ” 2014    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 19

I work for Parks, and I love this event. It's pure chaos. Last year, a 3 year old figured out how to bleed the hydraulics on our Avant and nearly crushed his older brother who was walking under the raised boom. I've used it for years, and didn't know that was possible. Tiny fingers figure shit out.

13.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

03.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get your money up, things of that nature, etc.

20.01.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who will teach the players how to head hunt and dick twist now? What coach can ever fill the shoe that somehow made it's way on to the field as a Ravens player streaked down the sideline by him? Big shoe to fill.

13.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quadruple coverage too? Oh baby that's the good stuff.

11.01.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And he's the better half of that broadcast duo.

11.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His run downfield on the Bush pick 6 was scary.

04.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More and more people are saying this.

28.12.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dumbest name, but the Dumb Name:Good Show ratio is unprecedented. No showings good has ever had such an awful title.

28.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In honor of the anniversary, Forbes or Financial Times should do a piece on the multi-faceted value intrinsic to the Dollar Box.

17.12.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quickly realizing I just became a true Blueskyer by replying to the joke with a earnest response.

11.12.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a movie, but only 6 episodes (so far) of Pluribus on Apple TV have been very enjoyable.

11.12.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real "Do you know who my dad is?" energy.

08.12.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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START BUILDING THEM NOW!

05.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this why I love it so much? Probably. A perfectly contemporary creation.

05.12.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News The rubbish raiders are showing reductions in snout length, a sign of early domestication, researchers say.

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03.12.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)

30.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, I'll do it. But I'm working remotely.

30.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweet and tart. Shit's bangin'.

28.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the final form, but ready to go in the fridge to set. All it needs is a little whipped cream right before serving.

27.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Assembled ingredients in a bowl and mixed. Added 8 drops of blue and 6 drops of green food coloring to make it look more unnatural.

27.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The 5 ingredients needed to make the viral Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: pie crust, cool whip, Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid, lime juice and condensed milk

The 5 ingredients needed to make the viral Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: pie crust, cool whip, Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid, lime juice and condensed milk

Gonna turn this into a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.

27.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Cheese bag secured. Andy Reid Mac & Cheese is in the works.

27.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I destroy the speakers with a key or pocket knife. (It does not electrocute you.) This is how I pay it forward.

23.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Warhammer 40k troops, I think

Warhammer 40k troops, I think

The troops:

12.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pontius Pilate Energy

02.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dye a fucking bolical

01.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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