Dr.Jango

I guess I should finally start packing this apartment…. I’ve postponed it for a month and the movers get here in the am 😔😔

Onlyfans but me using these emojis to advertise my content (🍑🍆🍌🍒🥕🌶️🌽😏☺️)

Then actually making vids about hot to cook with the veggies or breaking down the health benefits.

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🙃😌

I just spiced a whole pot to make some rice ‘n peas. Coconut milk an all.

Then me realize I ain’t go no peas😔😔. Weeks off to a beautiful start

No one wants crime — well, maybe if you’re trying to overthrow the U.S. Capitol. That said, the most violent state in the U.S. has been Alaska — for years. Alaska’s population is nearly the same as D.C.’s (702k vs. 745k).

So… where’s the National Guard for Alaska?

Anyone else notice his list of “out of control “ cities all have large African American populations?

We should* sound more appropriate 🤣

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Oh to be tight lol Bundt cake filled with a creamy center and be devoured

The universe is an event, not a place.

Don’t seek to own. Witness.

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Lol

I lucked up and trapped this one ☝🏽 😝🤣…. He won’t give it up to them unless I vet them lol.

I remember the time I was crushing over an online cutie (let’s just say he’s from a specific diaspora)

And we met for a date that I held my breath the whole time. No deodorant and sparse showers.

I’m traumatized with memories of the smells every time his pic come on my IG timeline

Why do I feel the need to be “de-seminated” when I’m high.
Repeatedly at that 😩🙃

Oh oh…. The weed starting to hit.

I can’t feel my tongue

Sounds delish…. Hope you got a pressure cooker. Haha

The spice cabinet it all I needed to see to know I want a plate of whatever it is lol 😂

I’m honestly thinking about fostering a cat when I move to this new city in the Fall

Is this a main coon ? That’s cat looks majestic

Why is trophy hunting still a sport dominated for men with poor athleticism but a dying urge to prove their masculinity

And I must add I see no problem with hunting a deer and eating the meat. That’s different

Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future

My ancestors overcame and sacrificed way too much for me to not excel and WIN.

What it’s an alter ego that you really relate with more than personality society forces you to present

Chyle I’m starting to think I tossed my glasses in the trash while I was high

Now I gotto glove up and go treasure hunting 😂😂😂

If anyone at the graduation ask when you going for the PhD …. Spit on them lol

Grand rising ☺️

Congratulations on your masters degree handsome

I just wanna cuddle and play with your beard or hairy chest ….. let’s put on a nice movie and dim the lights too

Hey contact-wearers: how many of y’all developed issues with dry eyes after switching to contact lenses

Just know that I’m blind for the indefinite future… so if I start DM-ing your man, just know it was not intentional

I definitely can’t find my glasses and I’m not sure if I came home with it from the bar last night.

The phlegmatic personality in my refuses to be bothered looking for it. It will appear just in time lol