Dr.Jango

God Is - Melvin Crispell III has been on repeat

Rupaul drag race UK is back …. Finally good Fall TV returns

He got very vascular forearms 🤭🫣

The hungover to horny pipeline needs to be investigated.

When you said bitters I thought you meant aromatic bitters for old fashions

I was just awaken by alerts telling about a campus shooting and the campus being on lockdown

Why did I get salty it didn’t happen mid-week so I could skip a workday

What we doing this weekend yall

Mutual respect ensures friendships thrive

Heads-up

The sexiest cowboys at the state fair be over where they got farriers/blacksmiths in the hot shoe-making competition 😏😏😏😏

Wait there’s more, everyone who elected him stays quiet and act like it’s all good because anyone who speaks out against he yells “off with their head” figuratively of course… in most cases…

Picture this:

We’re way in the future and America elected a billionaire bigot who give zero fucks about every day Americans + plus he hates anyone who is not a white male Christian extremist.
His policies only align with the needs of his rich billionaire friends and the rest of America suffer

I want female friends who okay with me munching …… but have no interest in my schlong. I just wanna feed

a football player is eating a chicken nugget while watching a game . ALT: a football player is eating a chicken nugget while watching a game .

Yessss

I be feeling so bad for the black ppl (Clearly more than 70% black) who when you ask them
About their ethnicity they gleamingly highlight the 1.57% Scandinavian, Dutch or Italian the have

If I die it’s because the drive took designated driving role under duress

But honestly a Cyah buddy unda all a dhat

Can’t even high-in-peace

Me just minding my business (high too) and receiving random snaps of my moose knuckle

Hear me out!!!!

But big brother’s “Keanu” is fine…… I just need to confirm he doesn’t smell like a sweaty gym bag

There’s was not enough hydration available to keep me out your mentions

Right I’m to old to fall for that trick lol

Hello there

We sleep nekid and He still asleep but his peen ain’t …..hehehe

😂😂😂 “a slut-maker” is wild

Yes. I first felt this feeling when that lady defecated on herself while jogging (in private!) and then made a video saying she's glad she was alone because it was embarrassing... but then, she posted about it? it doesn't make sense

PSA:

It’s not taboo to shower before the gym

Furthermore, research has shown that a pre-gym shower boost the gains.

Take my word for it …. I have a PhD 🫣🤫🤭

Do not debate white people about your humanity. It will be a waste of your time and they are not going to change their minds.

Me ever time there’s drama in the neighborhood lol

All I want is nice pecs and arms that’s all

lol it’s funny that’s the same Church-goers (cause they clearly not Bible reading Christians) don’t believe God’s word that “no man knows the time not hour when the rapture will occur”