Raven

When trans people need to use the bathroom, maybe they should do what your dad did and pee inside of your mother.

#charliekirk
#fakegrief

This has just been a little misunderstanding

I didn't expect dystopia to be this trashy.
There were supposed to be slick agents in black leather, suave bad guys in tailored suits.
It's just a bunch of musty, fat dudes in wrap-around sunglasses who think Chili's is fancy and washcloths are gay.

Nothing has ever damaged a Kennedy's brain as severely as that worm has.

Israel's leader claims no one in Gaza is starving. Data and witnesses disagree Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says no one in Gaza is starving. President Donald Trump disagrees and notes the images emerging of emaciated people.

Netanyahu: Gazans are starving, because Hamas looted the food we let through.

UN: Then let through more food.

Rubio flat fuck said they aren't giving any thought to the human lives they ruined.

"But if you close the bureau, you don't need those positions. Understand that some of these are positions that are being eliminated, not people."

Memphis doesn't even need a reason to burn down car dealerships.
They'll do it for fun.

We didn't assassinate a tyrant. It was a "Roman salute".
#embracetheidesofmarch

Cawigula

Bright side is that it means their congregations are changing, right?

The vaccine debate gets old . . . but unvaccinated kids don't.

ZezVaz.com

Botzis

Your plan is to yank the restless proles off our meds?
I'm way ahead of you, RFK. LET'S FUCKIN' DO THIS!
#luigi #guillotine #suicidesquad

Trader Joe's is full of white people dressed like Indiana Jones.

You can ban words all day, but if there's one area where woke people excel, it is their ability to make up new words for the exact same shit.

Excuse me, I mean "people who are woke".

They don't want to live in shitty run-down neighborhoods full of poor people.
I don't want to live in a shitty, run-down country full of poor people.

I'm on here looking for your Jodi Foster post that got screenshot to Reddit.

We're one of the most obese states in the country. Ain't none of us gotta worry about elite sports.

Tbh, I liked it a lot better when conservatives didn't know trans people existed.
"Visibility" means being seen through crosshairs.

Red rover, red rover, send the Lutherans right over.

Beets are creepy vegetables with dirt blood.

Forget January 6th and lend me your ears about March 15th.

It's been one week.