Juan ponce de Leon, after traveling through the jungle for days searching for the fountain of youth, finally finds it. Except what he finds is a coca cola freestyle machine offering "water of youth zero" and "water of youth vanilla"

Took this picture during a fireworks show tonight. Thought it looked sick!

I learned recently that the word prerogative and that's fucked up because ive never heard anyone say it like that. I've always thought it was perrogative. Also why would they put two ns in Millennia??

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

I have a very important question for the politics watchers on this site, has Jeffries mentioned Gettysburg or Sherman today in his excellent several-hour filibuster?

Thanks to any of my fans for their patience over the last half year. As of Monday, Ad Astra is officially off hiatus and continuing the story with book 3! Join Astra and her friends, new and old, as they grow stronger in order to tackle the impending threats to their lives!

Wrote in a greedy character.... who is creepy... and lustful... and wears overly expensive clothing. And is kinda a slimeball... I'm so brave guys. I'm really breaking the clichés for Ad Astra 3

Why would a car company put the door's keyhole hidden inside the part of the doorhandle that doesn't move?? Why are we hiding keyholes? This is some kingdom hearts BS

Good thing I brought my wind breaker

Haha, I'm in danger

Not me stuck in the ohare airport until my flight at 5am and I'm too afraid of my stuff getting stolen to fall asleep. Luckily the dunkin here is 24hrs

Guys my cat just skipped a full chapter on audible and I don't remember where I waaaaaaaas. He's lucky he's cute

I'm going to start writing ad astra 3 one I'm back at my parents place for Thanksgiving. I also have enough of my new litrpg written that I can start publishing it after some light editing and after I find an artist to make a cover picture for it XD

The final chapter of Ad Astra Per Aspera (the second book of the Ad Astra series) has been uploaded to royal road today! It will be a short hiatus for me until Thanksgiving and then hopefully back to writing book 3 of Ad Astra and maybe posting book one of my new litrpg project ;)

About to add a ridiculous fantasy monster into my book entirely based on a pun I thought up while laying in bed last night. No there will not be an in story explanation for how their biology works, yes it will get at least a few giggles from my readers.

I try to write at least a little bit every day! Any progress is good progress! 14 chapters and counting on my WIP after about a month which I'd say is pretty decent progress even though I've been busy with life and work XD

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I'm working on a litrpg story about a boy coming of age in a world embroiled in an approximate 200 year cycle of fighting against a demon lord. My main character dreams of becoming the hero to slay the demon lord, but the unique ability he gains upon coming of age seems to preclude him from doing so

Out at a work event... at a pumpkin farm.... near the end of october... there's hay, low visibility and fire pits. I'm in a slasher film aren't i?

Shruikan likes to nap by my pillow when I'm sleeping

Say it with me, brother!

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK.

Vote! Early if you can! Phone bank, text bank, canvass, and make sure your friends and family vote too! People are *actually really grateful* if you do ballot curing work!

Two weeks, y'all, just two weeks.

WHEN WE FIGHT?

WE WIN!

Goodnight bsky!

A screenshot of a scammer claiming to be NYT best-selling author louise, shilling for a book marketing scam.

FYI there's a big uptick in fake accounts of authors reaching out to people in DMs to shill for book marketing scams or whatever. Be on your guard. Block, do not engage. #writingcommunity #authors

I’d make the one block vertical jump for the beef, I live for the thrill

Best part about my story sharing a name with a movie is that my story never comes up when I just Google it without royal road included

This is a flypaper post:

Voting is good and important! You do not *ever* have to hand it to Kahanists like Bibi *or* to Hamas! Marxism is a toxic theology! Self ID is the only acceptable trans framework and includes non binary folks!

Please reskeet to get me blocked by as many people as possible!

The downside to millions of new users is that I guess tens of thousands of them respectively are TERFs, alt right trolls here to start shit, and alt left dipshits here to scream about how voting for Harris is genocide and also how dare people look away from the horrors of war.

Block list groweth.

Everyone calling them Skeets now as a joke but in 2 weeks you'll have forgotten the joke and "Skeet" will still remain

The pattern always repeats itself

It is so disproportionately unpleasant that I can't just go in and fix a turn of phrase with Book One because it's been *published* and there's absolutely no sense in asking the audiobook narrator to re-record a chunk of a chapter because one word would be slightly better as a different word.

SHES SO