Acnestis

You get paid double on Christmas

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

A stained glass piece about 2 ft tall and 1 ft wide, depicting a medium haired white cat sitting on top of a stack of large hardcover books, two off white candles glowing nearby. In the background you see tall, arched church windows with a round window above them. The glass set in the windows is a mellow dark blue like the night sky. That in combination with the candles gives the scene a feeling of cozy nighttime.

Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...

Bus Stop (1/5)

The sci-fi kids of today have no respect for traditions!
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Bonus panel available on Patreon

Sketch of a girl wearing a short skirt and a long jacket. She has a mind like a diamond, knows how to get up early, is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack, and occasionally has been known to use a machete to cut through red tape (or so I've been told).

Girl with a short skirt and a long... jacket.

breeding kink? i thought you said breading kink

*hides sourdough starter behind my back*

Meeting Deadlines   I always meet my deadlines. I don’t even have to try – They sneak up on me from nowhere, Tap my shoulder and say hi.   It’s you! I cry. So how are you? I did not think you’d come so soon. Can’t stop now but why don’t we meet Next Tuesday afternoon?   Or, better still, two weeks from now? My deadline shrugs and sighs. A fortnight on, we meet again, Much to my surprise. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Meeting Deadlines’.

Cartoon drawings of a conversation between an axolotl and a chameleon, looking up at the night sky. Chameleon says 'Such beauty in the stars.' Axolotl says 'I can only imagine. I have a really poor vision.' Chameleon says 'oh' and looks sad. Chameleon changes colour to look just like the sky and the axolotl is amazed.

Good morning lovely phone family. Today is International #DayOfPersonsWithDisabilities.
The world is based on sets of 'norms' which huge numbers of people don't fit. They shouldn't have to be the ones adapting. Society should be inclusive of everyone 🥰
Have a fabulous day 😘
#HaveCourageAndBeKind

"i wanna do other stuff today, so.." flug pointing to a tv on a cart. imagine it can play movies or something i dont know

Maid screams for a murder! Detective is on the case. He sees a murder of crows. He decides this case closed, only to be pointed with a gun by a crow.

😵‍💫I think you're pretty and I want to shower you with pain😵‍💫

Meme of a cat reading newspaper having a non sequitur revelation This one being I should buy a fuck machine

Me every three months or so

#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #realnsfw #kinksky #bdsm #exhibitionist

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

Source: reddit, user: denise1025 A very alien white mushroom strands surrounded by green underbrush and mossy trees. The mushroom is white and almost like a triangle on a stem. On its underside, there are "teeth"-like projections. On its top, it is flat white, except there are beads of red droplets like blood.

Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!

The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family

Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

Evening Snack anyone ?

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just an innocent bystander wanting to live vicariously through your tales 😇

Do tell~