I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
09.05.2025 00:07 β π 32104 π 6642 π¬ 574 π 223@twsocdoc.bsky.social
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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
09.05.2025 00:07 β π 32104 π 6642 π¬ 574 π 223Its sad they we can't get covered for good quality supplements, when they really can be helpful for many issues (alone or with meds)
09.05.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The American people deserve better than this circus π
09.05.2025 20:05 β π 216 π 65 π¬ 11 π 2Nimrata (?)....Nikki Haley
09.05.2025 23:01 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Trump administration hired a company to open an ICE facility in Newark
Mayor Ras Baraka said they needed permits
There's a sordid history of for-profit businesses holding immigrants under inhumane conditions
So the mayor went to inspect
And they arrested him
NEVER
STOP
FIGHTING
FASCISM
Don't give them ideas. I know its hard to be more ridiculous than the truth...
07.05.2025 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No lies detected!
#ResistTrump
The Cleveland Brownsβ reply to a letter received from a season ticket holder complaining of the fansβ habit of throwing paper airplanes. Dear Mr. Cox: Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP. James N. Bailey, General Counsel
I am reminded of this timeless response
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06.05.2025 20:24 β π 539 π 76 π¬ 18 π 3Dear Supreme Court, Weβd really appreciate it if you would uphold the US Constitution. Itβs your job. No, really. Itβs literally your job.
07.05.2025 16:10 β π 3888 π 1127 π¬ 75 π 46youtu.be/X0wFZUmd23c?...
02.05.2025 01:36 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Socialism is what they called public power.Β 
Socialism is what they called social security.Β 
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Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
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Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
βHarry Truman, 1952
Harvard Law professor Michael Klarman gave an inspiring lecture about the need for lawyers to protect democracy. I was honored that he noted the attacks and threats aimed at me. His words serve to steel my spine and make me more committed than ever to fighting for democracy.
Thank you professor.π
Notice he isn't saying "the tats represent the letters and numbers "...he truly believes those were tattooed on his hand
30.04.2025 10:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was never about saving moneyβor rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse.
Musk bought himself a presidency, and in exchange, Trump handed him the keys to our government so he could tear down anything in his way, siphon off our data w/his hackers, and line his pockets w/more fat government contracts.
Masterful gambit, sir!!!
29.04.2025 20:57 β π 6993 π 1075 π¬ 140 π 61On her bday, even
28.04.2025 10:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βRecently deputizedβ means βfrustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.β Itβs always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and itβs gonna get people killed.
28.04.2025 01:56 β π 8100 π 1526 π¬ 265 π 38It's nothing more than Human Trafficking of a minorβ¦π
A baby, for fuckβs sake!
Unbelievably. Deplorable. β¨
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27.04.2025 21:03 β π 10 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1Lock this corrupt MF'er up!!!
28.04.2025 02:03 β π 16 π 8 π¬ 0 π 2Kids as young as 5 are facing judges alone in immigration courts. 
Some are victims of sexual abuse & trafficking.
Trump admin hasnβt funded legal help for unaccompanied immigrant children despite a judgeβs order.
To Republicans in Congress: 
Impeach him.
NOW.
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...