Kristina ✨

Was having such a nice weekend

RFK’s head on little wheels, with a windshield in his forehead showing a happy smiling Worm wearing a Tyrollean hat driving the head like a car. Caption: The Busy World of RFK Junior

I am cackling gleefully:

I think about this headline all of the time.

Oh wow that’s quite the feat! And something I hope I get to celebrate that many years of nicotine free! 🥳

I think the worst part is realising you’re ’best friend’ isn’t remotely interested in doing anything that interests you, unless they’re interested also.. but fully expect you to do shit you have no interest in but they do

That is incredible 😭😂

Haahahah done in 😆😂

It’s like how much internal work do I have to do, it is beyond frustrating when it’s because of someone else

It’s a rough world where your independence is driven from a necessity

Improvising on a hobby craft flower blanket pattern to make it bigger and for the first time made the heart granny square pattern myself 🥹 alongside being able to now read UK patterns 😅 #crochet

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

The ceasefire in Gaza has officially begun.

Just like I deleted twitter I couldn’t be tempted to get vine if Elons involved

Im over 100 days nicotine and vape free and it honestly feels longer then that like I do not miss it like at all.

Note to self; I can be made a joke of but I can’t make a joke back: gotcha 👍🏻

Literally just a glorified dog sitter and not even a friend at this point Hahaha

Was tired hours ago but the ability to sit on my own sofa watching what I want in silence was too much to resist 🥰

When you’re a big light person and your parents are squint in the dark kind of people 🥹

Disassociating so hard today 😆🤣

I don’t think I have the words for how happy I am to be able to stay at my parents for Christmas 🤶 not enough words 🥹😅😂🤣😆

Nowt worse the a shallow cut to your thumb 🙁😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Had an amazing early Christmas with me and the bestie

Touching your eye after having consumed spicy food.. FUCK my eye 👁️😂

I’ve had like 2 Christmas miracles that’s like made my year today 🥹

I’ll need to loop you in on this !! 😆

Christ I’m friend with a proper proper cunt

I need to know what I’ve done in a past life to deserve this 🥹

This is getting crazier

Some people are just proper big fat cocks x

Thank you!! 🥰