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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84 She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down.

people will go on the internet and say anything

“you should be respectful when people die no matter how horrible they are”

no you shouldn’t. that isn’t true.

i just found out vaping can make GERD worse/ give bad heart burn. idk if you vape but it’s something i realized i needed to cut out

oh hell yeah i’m in

the first thing i thought was zoro cosplayer lmao

Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society

it’s definitely something he thinks about when trying to sleep

I wonder if that electrician thinks about the time he unlocked his phone to show me a picture of my damage outlet but had forgot he was watching porn on the job and when he tried to tab out he accidently locked the screen in place and the it kept playing as he comedically scrambled to stop it.

all i want for christmas is eleven more dead billionaires

If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you.

Just being honest, here.

playing call of duty black ops again listening to dragula just to feel something

The Princess Bride is on TV again, and I am watching it again. I love how it kinda just strolls through its story. Even the action scenes are leisurely.

damn. tried to power through after my overnight shift and stay up to go to my family’s thanksgiving. sat down for maybe ten seconds on my bed. Suddenly it’s 6 hours later and everyone’s disappointed I didn’t come 😔😔😔

Getting older is fun.

You ever get high and then addicted to the feeling of clapping your thighs together

i mean you could find a healthier alternative in the form of a cookies and cream protein shake or something, but it’s not gonna taste any where near as good

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride.

"They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."

picture of dark, red and blue brush strokes around the game title balatro. showcases a couple of joker cards from the game on the right as well as its iconic designed title art having its second a traded out with an ace of spaces.

If you guys haven’t given it a shot yet, please, try the poker roguelike deckbuilder Balatro. You can download it on iphone if you have apple arcade, or alternatively buy it outright on any platform.

There’s a reason it got nominated for game of the year even though it was developed by one guy.

was supposed to “like 10 posts to help the algorithm” but liked one then got distracted and now every single post on my timeline is of a crow

nah you’re great 👍

awful

if it leads to bloodborne 2 idc what happens

When you wana post and interact like crazy on a new app but you moderate yourself instead

this whole year felt like a hallucination