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Mario Tofano

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Comics Writer. Sumptuary Laws Advocate.

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Give me the Walerian Borowczyk version titled Engorge instead.

13.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heretic Haze

13.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The pale naked legs and mons pubis of a woman bare an open wound due to the searching, sexually aroused claws of a predator on the hunt.

The pale naked legs and mons pubis of a woman bare an open wound due to the searching, sexually aroused claws of a predator on the hunt.

We NEED a The Beast re-boot instead.

13.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is Tinto Brass? 📽️

13.02.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soto is a mercenary bum. Also, if we're going to make ball-players into billionaires they should be forced to sport jewel encrusted diadem over their caps and royal armilla on their wrists. #theynotlikeus

13.02.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another reason to re-instate Sumptuary Laws NOW! The rococo class should not be allowed to hide in public. They MUST be cloaked in mink, dripping in jewels, or towing a sceptre. At the very least wearing a Cap of Maintenance. #theynotlikeus

13.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who wants to look a million dollars, these days? | Zoe Williams There was a time when being a millionaire represented fantastical, unimaginable wealth – but our language needs an update, writes Zoe Williams

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Time to bring back Sumptuary Laws!! The Upper Crust CAN NOT walk in public without a gold crown lined in sable fur on their surgically modified heads OR a ceremonial mace towed over their shoulders. OR proof of gout. #theynotlikeus

11.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A bewildered yet valiant social worker traverses an outdoor fentanyl den surrounded by human misery slouched in opiate nod, complete with SoCAl sun and palm trees.

A bewildered yet valiant social worker traverses an outdoor fentanyl den surrounded by human misery slouched in opiate nod, complete with SoCAl sun and palm trees.

Less like the "Third World" and more like what Mike Davis called "Evil Paradise".

Sunday Afternoon on La Grande Jatte (MacArthur Park)

10.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TIME to re-instate Sumptuary Laws. If you have a million in the bank, you MUST wear a long gold-braided Dookie rope (circa Slick Rick Teenage Love) around your neck when in public. Millionaires can't be milling about our streets pretending to be plebs. #theynotlikeus

10.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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