shad

i know everything i need to know about you based on what you do with your shopping cart

was just thinking that this might finally be outdated but this week proved me wrong 🫠

felt like asking chatGPT how often trump comes up in the epstein files (great idea,right? 😬) and it basically said “yeah his name comes up here and there but he’s not the main character.” i called bullshit and it just goes “it’s always good to double check!” 😑

racism isn’t dead but at least the racists lost last night

explain to me what a “meteoric rise” is

i get what they mean when they use it in a headline

but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down

yo fuck dick cheney

listening to a speaker at our arts pd who definitely used chatgpt to write their speech 😔

make shiny hunting fun again

same 😭

pov: it’s wednesday morning, and local news stations are pronouncing the new mayor of new york’s name like a wifi password 😭

cliche executive officer

bro gatekeeping freedom of speech behind party affiliation is cringe af

art of the kneel

live life full of dramatic irony

hey people who work in food service, how illegal is it if my employer uses ring security cameras WITH AUDIO to monitor what everyone is doing? they never asked for consent from staff, and DEFINITELY NOT from customers

mustard service in brooklyn

mustard service!

asking for id to use the internet is as dystopian as it gets

you voted to keep funding genocide — resign.

boomers’ use of ellipses needs to be studied

my tiktok feels dystopian
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality

a screenshot of my heavy rotation of artists on apple music including The Strokes, Vulfpeck, and Leonard Bernstein

the three genders

music off after closing at a restaurant is the clearest i can be that it’s time to go

end of year 6!

@stephencolbert.bsky.social turned into the character he used to portray on the colbert report the way he asked zohran questions that no other mayoral candidate would ever have been asked.

i’m being bullied by middle school teachers and it’s funny but that’s as specific as i feel like getting tysm

hey, don’t talk about global issues on the phone.

any updates from rockland county, NY?

a trans flag pasted on a brick wall depicting the Hogwarts Express train platform from Harry Potter at a bookstore in Georgia

found this in Decatur, Ga at little shop of stories over the weekend 🤭

why don’t planes board back to front

@joellly.bsky.social