Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president

Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?

Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

Trump wants to gut Social Security but he just spent neatly $11 million in one month of our tax dollars to play golf. Trump is the Marie Antoinette of America--and we all know how that story ended. www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

RFK Jr will cause thousands of deaths, mostly of old people, saving social security and Medicare money.

"Vance had a chance to defend his OWN family, and he opted to defend the Indian-hating bigot instead. Where are the balls on these Republican men? ... Elon wants his DOGE kid who hates Indians back and Vance does his bidding... Do they castrate these guys at the door of the RNC?"

How autistic do you need to be to think this needed clarification?

I'm giving up on any politician and journalist who does not raise absolute fucking hell over Musk actively performing a coup on the United States government over the weekend. His parasites are burrowed into the beating heart of our government. This is going to get ugly quick.

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

Perfectly captured.

You may not be on this list, but he’s coming for you next.

Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

What we learned w/Broncos today:

-Jim Leonhard decided to stay with the Broncos after getting interest from multiple other teams for DC jobs

-Johnny Morton working toward becoming Lions OC

-Quinn Meiner declined invitation to Pro Bowl roster

Oh thank god you are over here now. Can finally pull the xitter plug.

Fuck it. The election was rigged. Trump's assassination attempt was staged. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's always best to err on the side of foul fuckery when dealing with these sub-human parasites. Never surrender the narrative.

Also, it's the only and last chance the couple has to compel all of their friends and family to get together all at once. It will never happen again. The priorities in everyone's life JIRA will never align like they can for a first wedding. The weddings after I can't speak to.

I'm married and it's real nice. That 8am not super yay is worth it though because the people being married are having a hell of a day. I'm no Windsor so that day was way more stress than fun ultimately. Barely had a chance to eat or drink, but our guests had a great time and we were happy for that.

jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next

must speak my truth

Hahaha twitter is down

Eat shit Donald Trump.

On Thursday, voters' reactions to the guilty verdicts were as divided as the state's politics in interviews across the Badger State. "I'm kind of speechless. I didn't think he would be convicted," Damon Anderson, 27, said in Milwaukee. "I was rooting for the guy, a little bit." Anderson said he didn't vote for Trump in 2016 or 2020 and does not think he will vote in November. "I don't think I'll ever vote again in my life," Anderson said, adding that in 2016 his mother took him to the polling place to vote. "I wrote my own name in. I had to pretend that I was doing something up there. My mom wasn't going to let me leave without watching me fill out the thing... it had my name, and my brother's name for vice president."

i love this dumb fucking country lol

Busting early might not even be an issue with gen alpha these days with them all on zoloft.

I'm going to post really stupid shit. Follow me and like my stupid shit. Share it with your sky friends.

The fuck do I do without nuggets and Ava for 3 days?