Fresh Boy™ (Organic)

Congrats! Dudes DO rock. As you go on this journey, remember that the male loneliness epidemic comes from cutting yourself off from connection in relationships AND friendships. This can be isolating because we sometimes don't realize how bad men can be for each other. Be open, be kind, dudes rock

If being alt is being like this person then I guess this is the line in the sand I draw and uncharacteristically stay on the "normie" side...

Fasc-ists are af-raid
Zoh-ran Kwa-me Mam-da-mi
Is the change we need

A haiku for your thoughts?

who hurt you? (ambidextrously)

You're not alone. My feed seems to be full of people worried that there are no more Joke Understanders

My feed likes your jokes?

ChatCBD
A computer can't make ur bones not hurt
ChatTHC
A computer isn't constantly agreeing with your harmful neuroses but also your intrusive thoughts can't be a problem if ur faded on the couch watching reruns of The Office

I'd be busting up if it weren't so incredibly sad. These boys need help, they need real therapy and connection. But they just need to be dicks about it SO BAD to save their masculinity that they wouldn't take help even if they could get it.

This is the absolute dream challenger to Jeffries. Please, please, please let this happen.

I know this isn't even remotely the point but I looked up the video of this wanting to see him play catch badly and... For a 74 year old (at the time) he wasn't horrible at catch? It's crazy how much his motor skills have declined though. Couldn't do that today.

Tis the time’s plague when madmen lead the blind.
(King Lear)

I want to be mad at you but at least in my case you're right. So... I'll just be mad silently and continue to love your humor, ughhhhhh 👍

The planets are aligning... The Titanomachy will begin again...

Robert Irwin was on Dancing With The Stars.... that means he's got enough acting experience to be a leader, right? That's now it works now?

If anyone questions those they're just trying to get you in trouble when it's none of their business. A simple "these aren't earbuds" and handing one to the professor or proctor would instantly prove your innocence. Alternatively, goad them into asking by pretending to hum something as you test lmao

The resemblance is uncanny

Don't worry I watched your special on our TV and then I watched it with my girlfrend on her laptop. If we send it to both of her parents that will be 2 more seperate houses... :P

are they fancy or are they the disposable ones that like construction workers use? Bright orange foam for sure doesn't scream "airpod"

Bob Ross: *teaches people how to paint forested landscapes for 400 episodes* there are no autists, just happy little accidents

If all of your alters except your original personality are raptured, do you still have DID?

"Why does the sun go down at night?"
"Why is everyone in this kingdom whiiiiite?" lmao

I didn't know Frog was the POTUS

Evil me: "I wanna kms"
Good me: "We don't say that about ourselves"
Evil me: "Other people want us dead"
Good me: "Yes but--"
Evil me: "Let's get ahead of the curve--"
Good me: "OR LET'S NOT"

Transis Queerce? Is that anything?

Just remember, when this hits the history books: THEY stopped following the rules first. THEY brought the fight, brought the oppression, brought the bigotry. What we do now is self defense.

Ask YOUR doctor about Shingrix. 1 in 3 people contract the shingles virus.
"It's not me" --Travis Kelce
"I get tested all the time, don't worry" --Jason Kelce
"...Oh no" --Taylor Swift

Hear that boys? Planking is back on the menu

low stakes conspiracy theory: we are white because we were never properly seasoned and therefore can't take spicy readily