Summer

PBS was for everyone

“Last time I fell for this you blocked me before I could pull up. 😒”

I’m a very unserious person.

If I send you music that's foreplay 😌

absolutely not.

hate when I start romanticizing a person I don't know well enough to be responsibly romanticizing

There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.

When he get a handful the first time:

I stole a green Tabasco bottle out of Chipotle today because they made me wait on white rice. Viva la Revolución!

Dark skinned with a beautiful smile? Im cooked

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African, Caribbean, & American men. I can’t help myself, imma fold like a pretzel for these niggas every time! 😅😅

she's awesome, and he's lame.

Everything I learned in school about America was nonsensical propaganda. Checks and balances. the legal system. democracy. All that was no match for a spray tan idiot wearing a bad toupee.

This highly intelligent system flags Hispanic surnames and any Black-sounding first names. Also, anyone who has ever donated to a Dem.

Keep an eye on this folks. Check your voter registration periodically - especially in the lead up to midterms. Make sure you are not purged!!!

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Dollar Tree you say…

Box labeled "Sammich" containing 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with no crust.

Y'all seen these? 😂😂😂

If
You
Ain’t
Getting
None
You
Probably
Shouldn’t
Be
Getting
None

She and me both.
The absolute lack of ACTUAL checks and balances people took for granted have shown that both democracy and law depends on people putting them in practice.

It does not matter what the Constitution or any other law contains if some people can just ignore them without consequences.

Asking "why is this sex creature not sexing me?" is why women are not sexing you. You won't interrogate how you view women, you just keep blaming feminism, screens, tv, the left....anything to avoid taking accountability for remaining a neanderthal. You are holistically unfuckable. Holistically.

I shouldn’t tell you this … because if you ain’t getting none you probably shouldn’t be getting some

“How can we get girlfriends”

Shower (with soap and a towel)

Go into the actual world and procure a personality

Cultivate Social emotional acuity

Labor activist Chris Smalls is back in the United States (via Chuck Modi)

This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields

Also true. Pete Parada, whose resume also includes getting kicked out of Face to Face, released a public statement asking people to do their own research about the vaccine.

Did not mention the guy who kicked him out as literally as possible WAS one of the guys who did the research.

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Humph

They see it all wrong
You bent over my knee,
my hand raised
They see discipline,
punishment,
perhaps submission
But that's not why you're here
Each spank that lands
sets you a little more free
Permission to feel
to hurt, to cry
to let go, to set it all down
That's why you always
come back for more

because people generally think the idea of needing to know how to learn is elitist, when knowing how to learn IS the way you learn. people think the how, the process, is a pesky little thing you can and should circumvent, which could not be further from the truth. the act of learning IS the process.

None of these tech guys let their kids engage with their own product