Just4funsa

After robbing the flower shop, I went to confession and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for hyacinth."

People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.

#TittyTuesday Moobs are responsible for global warming...

This week!

What if I don’t eat my meal prep and instead order pizza

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

I only watch porn to see what this world is cumming to

Drop a random gif or video from a movie

I just saw my shadow. Looks like there's gonna be 6 more weeks of a big ass.

Vintage comic hands holding a piece of paper on which is written: it is time, come tonight.

Morning.

A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads

please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏

Will practice random acts of weirdness.

Tboy the nutria rat predicting 6 weeks of small overpriced crawfish 🦞

People that are insecure will always make you the problem

in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds

every nice human deserves to have a wonderful song written about them

Watching the best new artist category of the Grammys is a great way to remind myself that I’m definitely an old person now 🙃

A duckling, bull wide open like it’s talking, sits next to the head is a dachshund with pleading eyes.

my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it

I’m a sucker for creamy Cajun sauces

Receipt that reads: Regular karate chicken Weak sauce Weak sauce

My take-out receipt just insulted me twice

enjoying hot throbby sex with beautiful women lately

Three stacked film stills from The NeverEnding Story. Atreyu, a young boy with shoulder length brown hair, kneels in a dark, misty swamp beside his white horse, Artax, who is sinking into the mud. The landscape is gray and desolate with twisted trees and wet ground. In the first frame Atreyu holds Artax’s face and the subtitle reads, “Don’t let the sadness of the swamps get to you.” In the second he clutches the bridle, looking panicked and pleading, with the subtitle, “You have to try. You have to care.” In the third he presses his face against Artax’s head, crying,

me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.

Holy fuck it’s still January.

picture us having sex

wrong, more stuffed animals watching

thank god this year is almost over