rusty time machine

I think Ben might be just a tool

There used to be an old guy that nearly ran me over on his bike every time I left my old apartment. He was like 75 or 80 and had probably been riding his bike there for decades so I wasn’t gonna to tell him to stop.

Every Iraqi person should be afforded the opportunity to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.

fuzzy muffins? more like fuzzy thinking. amirite, fellas?

Pepper

A year or two ago a centrist guy I know who hates Trump defended Thomas Jefferson because he was “of his time.” I pointed out that Trump is very much of his time as well, and that early 1800s abolitionists were as much of their time as Jefferson was but he acted like I was saying something crazy.

That guy orders his Italian beef wet. You can just tell.

Liberals say communism is a fantasy because of the immutably greedy and vicious human nature, then say "Our institutions will be fine actually because they rely entirely on the grand character, integrity, and judgment of a handful of very rich men directly beholden to the status quo"

Booing the commissioner of any league is an important responsibility for sports fans everywhere

Blake Snell as a Tampa Bay Ray in 2018. He has pink sleeves, a pink cap and has a towel over his shoulder. He looks like he is chewing his own tongue.

His Wikipedia photo is bad even for a Wikipedia photo

The one cool thing about insomnia is that there are 2-3 times a year that if I wake up at 3:00 a.m. I can listen to a new Guided by Voices album

Google map showing a 44 minute drive from Ontario, CA to Los Angeles

And why not, it’s just a short drive

Mucca Pazza is eternal

You were in River North aka the Viagra Triangle

One time I saw the Go at the Magic Stick in Detroit and they played so loud that they exploded a speaker or something and the sound guy got on the stage and yelled at them.

Lmao okay

You’ve spent much more time arguing about this than I have so maybe you should refocus your efforts to SNAP benefits rather than responding to every single post about Kevin’s error.

No, people bickering on Bluesky is not why that happened. That happened before Kevin even made his post. Get a grip.

They snuck a half time show into a World Series game by disguising it as a cancer fundraiser

Not many American suburbs with no driveways but okay

I see that Blake Snell is back on his Blake Snell bullshit tonight

It’s literally $100 per soldier

Curtis Sliwa tried to bring his cat to vote. It got weirder from there. (Published 2021)

The guy tried to bring his cat with him to vote in 2021. Anyone who can’t enjoy that probably can’t enjoy anything.

Would love to hear what job you have now that’s more “real” than cooking food.

Does right wing ideology have a future on the American left?

Wtf is he talking about? Like, I have no trouble believing that Matt Stoller doesn’t know what a totenkopf is but I would have a lot more trouble believing that if he had a tattoo of one.

Has to be TCW

And during the years when Randy Johnson was a Mariner, Curt Schilling was on the Phillies. That guy is wrong in all kinds of ways.

Road House, Boogie Nights, 3 episodes of One Tree Hill. Impeccable filmography.

They aren’t going to trade him this off season. The rumors are just the Mets trying to will it into happening.