@soupspam.bsky.social
Stream of consciousness or something
WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
19.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0CALEB
FUCKIN
WILLIAMS
This pats v texans game feels like a comedy set that’s gone on too long and the punchline is the same “so you thought they had the ball? Well INTERCEPTED…. AND THEN FUMBLED AND INTERCEPTED AGAIN”
18.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No worse feeling than having a stressful work day and then realizing you have to see your extended family the next day for holiday celebrations!
24.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person
23.12.2025 13:46 — 👍 2683 🔁 197 💬 3 📌 0Anyways I think I was on the edge of my first panic attack last night at 2am in the fucking morning. Working through old wounds alone is actually so foul.
28.11.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t have a single thought without bumping into you
28.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just opened this app to a furry being horny what the hell is happening on here 😭😭😭
26.11.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing is if you’re kinda of rude to me, even in an attempted sexy dom top way, I will get super turned off.
24.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1Sorry guys I can’t go to the party. I realized I’m ugly and unlovable. Yeah this was just now. No yeah I’m going to straight to Ugly Hell when I die, which will be soon. Someone will shoot me with the gun for ugly girls. It’ll probably be tomorrow yeah. Have a good time though. You guys need cups?
23.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 159 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0Chili season chili season chili season
20.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So maybe I witchcrafted too hard bc tell me why now that mercury is in cazameme or whatever the fuck I’m not longer insecure and sad?? Explain that men!!
19.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t have a gallbladder mine has been 5 minus any literal sickness
Only baddies be shitting
Today’s manifestation: When life gets hard you bounce on it
19.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sexism upsets me for many reasons but one of them is that no one ever asks me to back them up in a brawl but I’d be so good at it
18.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 284 🔁 19 💬 12 📌 3Do you ever feel like a forgotten cum stain on the carpeted floor of someone’s childhood room?
18.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“AI is replacing us”
I’d love to see AI cause themselves to spiral over imagining fake, never going to happen, scenarios because their boyfriend’s tone was a little less than sweet.
Sooo when is a good time to tell everyone I know that I practice witchcraft 👀
18.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sharing my feelings feels like literal torture and my body instantly goes into flight mode. That’s why I blame the stars and planets! This weeks fuckass mood brought to you by the multiple retrogrades!!
18.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The reality of loving is a man is trifling with my baddie energy like wdym I’m soft and gentle in his presence??
18.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let us believe in astrology like yall believe in your sucky sports teams.
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