Sera Duke 🌻🏳️‍🌈

Who's feeling #patriotc today?

Me neither.

#independenceday #july4th #janestopthiscrazything

Some news: A few hours after I filed the draft to this story, CNN laid me off.

As part of a massive restructuring/changes across the network, my role as climate writer was among the 200 that got cut last week.

It’s disappointing, but I’ll be okay. My last day is on Feb 21. A thread.🧵 1/

I believe this is the same ancient Roman weapon that's used by LE to end car chases.

I've seen the question: "When were you radicalized" a lot; I think it's great one.

My dream is to look every member of congress who voted to affirm Hegseth, and ask:

"When did you sell your soul?"

It should be mandatory for all reporters in a White House press conference to state the price of eggs that day. Just so Little Donny Tiny Hands knows.

Then they can pitch their useless, softball questions.

#eggs #eggs #eggseggseggs #bawk

So say we all.

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.

(next to the colors of the Transgender Pride Flag) No executive order can erase our identity.

Wow

Nobody rigged the election, you wingnut.

I had a stick I was rather fond of...

Someone back in the day gave me this movie, Idiocracy.
I was like... This is too preposterous for me, who thinks Zoolander is one of the best three movies ever made.

And God was like, 'Preposterous, she says? Hold my beer...'

So, basically, what I'm saying is this is all my fault.

Sorry guys 😞

This is the kind of quality content that keeps me on the internet.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

You never forget your first...

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

That's a really terrible idea.

Which IKEA? 🤫

The 2024 election being stolen. We lost. Hoyever, YOU are absolutely right. At this point, won and lost are useless. We need people voting locally and in primaries. They count more than people know.

Jaysus -- ikr?

I'm suffering beside you.

What You Need to Know About ICE Arrests/Detention Federal immigration law permits the arrest/detention of most non-citizens, including those seeking asylum, those with arrest histories, and even certain long-term permanent residents.

IMMIGRANTS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
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And know we love you.

Topical, timely, and terrifying. Thank you for the solid information. There's a lot of smoke and mirrors spinning around out there. 💙

Ya'll put this firmly in your mind:

There's another pandemic on the way, & DJT doesn't want anyone to know how many die on his watch

You & the people you love are a statistic to be swept under the rug

Virtue & good intentions DO NOT VOTE. Only you can

#vote #noonewilldoitforyou #primariescount

She's Episcopalian, you utter potato. Just because her title is Bishop doesn't mean she's Catholic.

You're shouting up the wrong frock.

LOL like Trump's hands are that large... but I DO like the deformed alien appendage on Vance's hand. That I'll buy.

#badAI #lol

LOL like DJT's hands are that large.

EPISCOPALIAN? Oh noes. I'm DYING 🤣

Martin Luther is spinning like a centrifuge in his grave.

Hey y'all, time to take out the trash. You know what to do.