the mountain goatse.cx

just look at him

$30 for half a kilo of diced beef, an onion, a tomato, a bag of salad leaves and a tub of reduced bocconcini, what the hellllll dude

[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....

the only dude i want to coddle and baby is gizmo. coming home grumpy and having a little ferret wake up to say hello and then go back to bed is very special

when will grown men latching onto the nearest person with tits and becoming useless babies become illegal

he went in the sewers yesterday and made friends with the eels. sewer ferret sewer ferret

The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it

at a thing with the ferrets. guy comes over, says nothing, then walks away. 30 minutes later he comes back and goes 'i was going to tell you about an experience i had with ferrets, but then i decided not to...' and then went on to tell me the cooked story anyway? ok thanks

congratulations that's a great amount of lizards

kicked off the big film set because my ferrets all did big shits at the same time and the director said 'you'll never work in this industry again!' at them

hmm, these are good points. they were trying to find an alpaca that would wear clothes, and it has proven to be a struggle, so maybe that has caused the delay. it is all a mystery, to me

that's not enough notice! what the hell

i assume it's good and normal to get a call sheet at 5:30 the evening before 'the shoot'

inner west memento mori is having a knife and a metal milkshake cup from the kitchen of your favourite takeaway place once it shuts down

these pictures are not very good but it was very wholesome irl, i promise u

computer: enhance!

Hell yeah brother!

incredible, thank you

Happy Jules day to you!!!!

2015, no context

The day before his deadline, Johnson learned Aykroyd and Ramis had wanted Slimer to be an homage to John Belushi's likeness. With that information and a series of Belushi headshots, Johnson took at least three grams of cocaine & believed that Belushi's ghost was visiting him to provide encouragement

i'm glad they let greg larsen do tv pilots

he puts up with a lot

body dysmorphia CAPTURED on camera 2025!! explain this SCIENCE!!

a wizard put a curse on me

he's listening to synchyme by dario g

listening to john darnielle singing about having a bad time outside the opera house and saying 'he's just like me fr' quietly to myself