it's too hot in my house

shes beautiful!

there's a lot about becoming an adult that i would rather not deal with, but having unrestricted access to the paddlepops in the freezer really does make up for a fair bit of it

just a little bit, oopsie!

five large birds, pretty tame

i wear normal pants to work

not a single thought behind those disgusting little eyes

aww no :(

switching between all of the social media apps, unable to decide which one i want to post something concerning on

is morrissey in the epstein files

it's very grim! i like the rectangle when i use it for nice reasons, but mostly i'm using it for unhealthy reasons!

having a device with internet access in my hand all day every day has permanently altered my brain (not in a good way)

hey google: how do i stop myself from sinking further and further into phone addiction

the only free cheese is in the mousetrap????

piles of leaves hate to see her coming

The bones require no intervention. They are able to rise through the earth all by themselves, and enjoy making their way to a premature resurrection.

i dunno but it was not a nornal tofu experience and i am so sorry you got the devil tofu

did u get the stinky tofu bro!!!

feels like trump kidnapped the president of venezuela a decade ago

i love u, 90s sydney goth club photos

carving my gripes into clay tablet, so it can be found in the future, ea-nasir style

"hiiii are these flares" yes! it says flares! the brand is 'flare street' they genuinely only sell flares!

don't ask me questions about my depop listing that are already answered in the listing description. just tell me you don't take our relationship seriously

exercise bike on a street corner with a small note that says 'anyone can use this anytime'

really wanna get into ingots and bullions

pupo spotted

shes angry because digging time is over

he just looks at me like this all day, until i let him play games on my phone

baby boy

can't wait to celebrate 50 years of pupo with the boys ❤️