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birthday balls for the birthday boy!

23.11.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”

23.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Oh No It's Selwyn Froggitt

22.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're having a bad time, you should pick up a second job, so you can have a worse time

21.11.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's incredible

21.11.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Portlandia Dumpster Divers
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Thinking about this today

19.11.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frutiger Aero McDonald's

18.11.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

perfect!!

17.11.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think it hurts them when they transform? or do you think they kinda like it?

16.11.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think the gremlins regret turning into gremlins? do they remember being mogwai? and are the gremlins able to atone for ther sins, or are they just completely fucked?

16.11.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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arseless chaps were very good last night

16.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love sleeping for 90 minutes and having a little sunrise walk, it's good for a person in their 30s

15.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peter rowsthorn also an utter delight

12.11.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

michelle brasier is such a fucking delight, if you didn't already know

12.11.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when a dog runs away from home do you think it wonders who is gonna give it dinner

11.11.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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cutting my daily online time down (16 hours to 14.5 hours) because i'm not addicted to the World Wide Web like the rest of you bloody giglets

11.11.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just assumed the guy with the wet spot was me and you were being polite by not mentioning it!

09.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting the week off right! (doing an obscene period turd at work 🌻)

09.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lunch packed

09.11.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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biter

09.11.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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aaaaAAAAAAA

08.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just posted an update to my medical GFM. Please reshare!! πŸ’š gofund.me/d3d43152

07.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great walk to work today, traffic lights changed just as i got to the crossing, saw a man successfully evade ticket inspectors, they're installing a new bench on the main road and i saw ben lee walking a beautiful little dachshund. maybe everything will be okay

06.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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listening to doctor jones and shaking with idk what, anxiety? dread? rage? mysterious

06.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am a young person having fun yes

05.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you all stopped screaming you'd be able to talk at a sensible level, aren't your throats sore? the bar closes at 10:30, the staff have packed all the chairs up inside, why are you all still sitting at the outdoor tables screaming? don't you feel bad for keeping them from going home from work?

05.11.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the rest of the street is so quiet on a wednesday that it's way more abrasive than weekend noise, it's hostile. why are all these people out drinking art 10:30 on a wednesday night? why are the all screaming and shouting?

05.11.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i admire the the posh cafe across the road deciding to operate as a bar at night, but having every npc blue denim white shoe anko colour palette girlie in the inner west drinking on the street and screeching til 11pm every wednesday is very garbage

05.11.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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