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I mean, at the moment there’s only one that comes to my mind.

11.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember that the war on porn is also a war on LGBTQIA+ people, artists, people of color, free speech, small businesses...

11.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

corporations being able to control what kind of art we're allowed to see on the internet is bad

11.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1262    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

If you claim you were a hippie in the '60s and you spend all your time today railing about how woke young people are ruining the world, I have news for you: you were never a hippie. You were just cosplaying.

11.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to "slop" being a term that provides no actual substantial film analysis of any kind, if you told me the term originated from Harry Knowles or Jeffrey Wells, that wouldn't surprise me.

Do you want to sound like Knowles and Wells? Didn't think so.

11.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That's such massive bullshit. The idea that mainstream hits just aren't being released on physical media is so incredibly short-sighted and stupid, especially as people are realizing all the flaws in streaming and starting to want physical copies of things again.

10.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!

10.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom the lizard from Hoppers (2026), as seen in the post credits scene of Elio (2025), as he repeatedly presses the lizard emoji on a phone, making it say β€œLizard!” every time he presses it. Just saying β€œLizard!” a bunch of times has become maybe the silliest vocal stim I’ve ever had.

Tom the lizard from Hoppers (2026), as seen in the post credits scene of Elio (2025), as he repeatedly presses the lizard emoji on a phone, making it say β€œLizard!” every time he presses it. Just saying β€œLizard!” a bunch of times has become maybe the silliest vocal stim I’ve ever had.

This MF has lived in my head rent free for the past few months. No thoughts, only 🦎.

10.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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As strange as it is despite the chaos of the world, I’ve been feeling a lot less stressed than I usually have been. It’s an odd feeling, but being less cynical lately as well as not being anxious all the time has really helped me a lot. I really have been feeling happy.

10.08.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
10.08.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still adore the movie we got with all my heart and that’s not gonna change, but yeah, I think it underperforming may as well have been a necessary evil here, as much as I hate to say it.

10.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The UK's Online Safety Act is a licence for censorship – and the rest of the world is following suit | Taylor Lorenz From the US and Australia to France and Italy, those seeking to obliterate privacy and restrict content are on the move, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz

We must refuse to allow the U.S. government and the media to normalize mass censorship in response to a manufactured moral panic about technology and social media.

09.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 971    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

If I were to envision it onscreen, musically it’d lean closer to The Wiz, just with a lot more synth.

And now I’ve been unable to get the image of Elio and Glordon doing a killer rendition of β€œEase on Down the Road” out of my mind.

10.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lately I’ve been feeling an irresistible urge to write an Elio take on The Wizard of Oz. Not like, exactly that same story, but more the overall conceit of Elio filtered through that template.

And yes, I’d queer-code the hell out of it. :D

10.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Great idea. Mastercard DID NOT WANT to be brought up negatively in the context of their sponsorship of Riot's esports

Weaponize that against them

09.08.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2955    πŸ” 1821    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Keep up the pressure! #SaveSpeech

28.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3169    πŸ” 2151    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

VISA and MASTERCARD are now refusing all calls related to their policy changes. So call up as a concerned shareholder, prepared to short-sell their shares to reduce financial harm and loss to their portfolios.

They're trying to ignore us. Don't let them.

Evangelical Censorship is death to progress

07.08.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4460    πŸ” 3276    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18

what a fun, funny, adorable movie.

09.08.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

09.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 40838    πŸ” 5685    πŸ’¬ 1223    πŸ“Œ 481

Watching The Incredibles in the age of AI completely recontextualizes the film in the best way.

I don't think this movie was ever intended as an objectivist screed, but as a call to arms for creative people!

09.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dystopian cyberpunk update: the TikTok algorithm is actively suppressing news about massive protests in LA so people are getting around it by tagging it as a 24 Hour Music Festival and then you search that hash tag so you see ppl in riot gear facing down tear gas talking bout the festival is lit

08.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1856    πŸ” 741    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 20

I'm treating the new season not just as another season, but a call to arms against the administration as well as Paramount themselves to an extent cause they're currently still under PR hot water after having their first post-merger press conference on Thursday with a lot of backlash against them...

09.08.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone call the Smiling Friends crew. They need to redo the Fallon interview with Mr. Frog cuz clearly he'd laugh his ass off at whatever offensive slur he said behind the censor beep.

08.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I just hope the Pixar higher-ups learn that removing certain elements from a film won’t automatically raise it chances of being profitable.

09.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Y’know, as much as it sucks that Elio flopped at the box office, I can at least rest knowing that Pixar isn’t giving up on originals and does plan to balance them with sequels.

09.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some folks have a moral compass
Others a finger in the wind

That compass is essential when you find yourself in the proverbial wilderness

09.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t. Do not. Do literally anything other than this. See a licensed therapist. Get a plant. Volunteer at an animal shelter. Shitpost 24 hours a day on Bluesky. Anything but this.

08.08.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2349    πŸ” 1440    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9
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An update from us here at PBS πŸ’™

07.08.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3803    πŸ” 2192    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 136

Fuck CBS and Paramount and David Ellison. Cowards. Collaborators. Propagandists.

08.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

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