Grey

There’s not a strong enough punishment for the person who decided that the tall pants should be on the bottom shelf.

My first MagicCon is done and man was that a blast!

75% it’s getting checked. Somehow mine slipped through, I was disappointed

Up early to wait in line outside MagicCon Vegas before the day gets too hot.

"johnston could i get the earnings report?"

"it's looking good sir"

"excellent. and what about the yearnings report?"

"i miss my wife sir"

Queue up Dixon Dallas

“You could lock up games so easily with Grave Pact in this deck”.

Yes, I could, but I don’t want to lock them out. I want them to have a chance to do their thing, and have it not be enough. I want them to know they had every chance to win, and still failed to beat me.

After awhile you get a better idea of the potential for cards you haven’t played (or may have played against) which then transitions into banned cards. Some of the weirder banned cards can be a bit difficult to explain so I look at what an ideal turn sequence looks like for decks that play them.

Ah gotcha, sorry for the wrong interpretation. So this may answer both points but if they talk about playing X card I always ask if it’s a staple in their deck and if so then how do they play around it. I use that as inspiration to not only learn new cards but understand different playstyles.

If we’re talking standard then I always recommend going through the Bloomburrow archetypes since they cover majority of the guilds and playstyles you might see in the wild (Ex. Otter Izzet tribal focuses on spellslinger). If we’re talking commander then buying pre-cons are always a great start

Wrestlemania is Eurovision for straight dudes.

If breakfast hot dogs are wrong then I don’t want to be right.
Who am I to deny any succulent meal based on the time of day? Nonsense. My stomach is open 24/7, there’s no menu. Only greed

"i'll be ready in a sec guys, i just gotta change"

(Closes the door to my room and starts talking to a therapist)

Was the deck box included with airfare?

This made my day, sorry it ruined yours but this is hilarious xD

Good luck! You’re a brave soul 🫡

you're gonna wanna see this

@shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social 👀

Thats what my group does for all forms of fast mana (including sol ring) if you have to mulligan down to 6. It’s really nice and sets the expectation that no one will mulligan just to get fast openers on purpose.

Have it so that users need a verified email at minimum to reduce bots, limit the @everyone pings to an announcement channel so if people prefer to mute them they can. Create fun roles for everyone depending on their interests.
I could go on and on

This must be what it’s like to be a combo player. There’s no other explanation

Not saying I’ve had a new addiction but…

*in len’s voice* “Wonder how…”
You’ve been doing xDThings have been nice here. The community is great and welcome back!

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

Almost no one I know has experienced this gem and I miss it dearly T-T

no photo of you is ever royalty free, because they've all got a king in them

I tell people that it felt like this game mastered the Assassin’s Creed formula better than AC itself, what do you think?

Play the DLC it’s also fantastic. The game is also super satisfying to get 100% of the trophies for if you’re a completionist