Friendly Neighborhood Master Alan

For my new GI Robot followers on TikTok and elsewhere. A little tutorial. The best news is this works with many different objects.

Level Up Sabers guaranteed better than a stick and a great way to start a light saber wall

Follow the Drexel Dragon Jedi on other platforms for their hard work and choreography. Go to Level Up Sabers if you need a lightsaber guaranteed better than a stick.

A replacement blade can be much less emotionally expensive than calling an ex better left in the past.

The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.

This “sharks are sea puppies” narrative is way too easy to misinterpret. They’re wild animals, let’s be sure we treat them as such!

The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.

Gold, the instrument, durability demonstration. Lightsabers guaranteed better than a stick.

Trumpetfish don't use that long mouth to make music... #LetsChangeThat

Level Up savers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick. Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600. 

Durability demonstration with @wetinkgames.bsky.social and an explanation of heckin good doggos.

Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600? I can help with that, and guarantee that all sabers from Level Up Sabers are better than a stick.

The Xero from Level Up Sabers. Remember you can use code Stick to save $40 off orders over $200

This attack has not left me scarred or deformed. But I will continue to guarantee that Level Up Sabers are guaranteed better than a stick.

This Wobbegong is an IMPOSTER: The Goosefish. #LetsChangeThat

YouTube video by Level Up Sabers I practice the paradox of tolerance and I’ve made my peace with the paradox

Posted a video about the paradox of tolerance and believing in the validity of the constitution and lost some followers on YouTube. I’ll need to do more in the future in case I missed anyone. youtube.com/shorts/1oINr...

Hurtful

I’m a dicemaker, I’m making d20 chonks as our favors, our officiant is using the hitchhikers guide as the book for her script, and I’m carrying Anduril as a sword bouquet

Oh and we’re doing a choreographed lightsaber battle (with sabers built to hit from @leveluplight.bsky.social !)

We tend to jump to "boys need good male role models" (instead of what the internet offers)

I'd say they also um... really need more women in their lives?

Absolutely they need men to look up to, but folks always recommend male-only spaces and uhhh you see how that might be part of the issue right?

Today my heart is breaking for so many incredible artists, writers, creators and business owners who are going to suffer because of these tariffs. Today is a GREAT day to go support your favorite indie TTRPG brands and creators. Buy a book. Send a coffee. Whatever. We need to come together now.

Booth 1454 at Origins Game Fair. It’s a few months away. I hope i get to see some people there.

Friends that are Cat People. This may be relevant.

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We will be talking about Courtrooms in the #MCU - #Daredevil #SheHulk
Our live show is presented by our show partners #ideafarm #bonescoffee and of course, @leveluplight.bsky.social
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My manufacturer has finally reduced the cost on this beautiful saber. I’m passing it straight through for the lowest price I’ve ever offered The Count

Hello friend @gizmos you are the winner of this months saber drawing. Is it cool if I DM you so I can send you a lightsaber.

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Level Up Saber spotted in the wild!